View Poll Results: How do you wipe?

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  • Standing

    26 28.89%
  • Sitting

    55 61.11%
  • I don't wipe

    9 10.00%
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    Standing or sitting?

    How do you wipe? I got into this with some friends, and it was about a 50/50 split.


    How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Carl Hungus?

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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    I didn't even know standing was an option.


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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    hmmm.....


    I'm not trying to be difficult, it comes naturally....

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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    I was raised to stand, but I converted to a sitter. Excellent topic BTW. Can a brother get a poll?



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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    I was raised to stand, but I converted to a sitter. Excellent topic BTW. Can a brother get a poll?
    Should be up. Must have taken a few minutes to get posted


    How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Carl Hungus?

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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    I didn't know sitting was an option until I had a very detailed discussion with the lady after a very unpleasant post-drinking experience the next morning. Long story short, I left a mess, she asked how, I guessed during the cleansing stage, and she said "sit and wipe like a normal person."

    I thought she was weird until I googled about 50% of the population are sitters on the ********.


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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Quote Originally Posted by simply1 View Post
    I didn't even know standing was an option.
    This.



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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    I was stander when I was younger, but you cannot get as deep when you stand. All about the spreadage.


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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Whoa. People stand? 'I don't wipe' is gonna get voted for hardcore.



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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Quote Originally Posted by SplitIdentity View Post
    I didn't know sitting was an option until I had a very detailed discussion with the lady after a very unpleasant post-drinking experience the next morning. Long story short, I left a mess, she asked how, I guessed during the cleansing stage, and she said "sit and wipe like a normal person."

    I thought she was weird until I googled about 50% of the population are sitters on the ********.
    Haha. I'm a stander. I feel like I have more control of the situation when standing as opposed to sitting


    How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Carl Hungus?

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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    I guess I have never heard of standing. This seems like a risky move to me. I mean if something is hanging on I'd prefer to be seated for it's safe landing. Sure you may get a cold splash but I'll take that over the risk of it's landing being on my shoe!



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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Be a man, use your hand.



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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    United we stand!!


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    Re: Standing or sitting?

    Also, sitting is rough on the toilet seat. I find myself tightening it quite a bit. I've also pinched myself on the seat a few times which is quite unpleasant.



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