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    Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Tied for the last spot to go to nationals my sophomore year of JUCO and I take 42 putts to miss it by three. The most embarrassing golf I have ever played. Defined the yips.


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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    42 putts??



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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    I forgot about intramurals. Derek Schmigdall absolutely obliterated me coming across the lane one time. I mean just leveled my ***.


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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Being an 85% free throw shooter as a freshman in high school and then proceeding to miss 6 straight in the final minute of a game and losing by 1 point. The day my high school career pretty much ended.



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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by Tre4ISU View Post
    Tied for the last spot to go to nationals my sophomore year of JUCO and I take 42 putts to miss it by three. The most embarrassing golf I have ever played. Defined the yips.
    Were you putting with a flop wedge? Good God.



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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Got leveled by my old man after hauling in a pass in our family Thanksgiving football game a couple years ago. Cracked a rib and had to miss the Christmas game. I continue to get **** from him every time anyone in our family wants to go out and throw the ball around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wartknight View Post
    Got leveled by my old man after hauling in a pass in our family Thanksgiving football game a couple years ago. Cracked a rib and had to miss the Christmas game. I continue to get **** from him every time anyone in our family wants to go out and throw the ball around.
    Sounds like my dad.


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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by mitten1975 View Post
    Sounds like my dad.
    my uncle headhunts me because I'm the biggest of my cousins. He played linebacker in highschool and was an all-city selection in chicago. He has not lost his ability to wallop.



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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by Rabbuk View Post
    my uncle headhunts me because I'm the biggest of my cousins. He played linebacker in highschool and was an all-city selection in chicago. He has not lost his ability to wallop.
    I had one of the most violent dads ever. We used to play basketball out in a machine shed, and it was rare that he wouldn't knock one of us down, we came to expect it. His elbows seemed to be attracted to our noses. He absolutely didn't believe in touch football. He was actually a very good athlete but I am not sure that we weren't all a bit gun shy of sports by the time we got to high school and being subjected to his violence.


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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Tell us more about the greens for 42 putts.


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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by IcSyU View Post
    Were you putting with a flop wedge? Good God.
    Should have been. It did cross my mind.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wesley View Post
    Tell us more about the greens for 42 putts.
    They aren't tough. Spirit Hollow. The sad part is that it was blowing about 30 mph and I was pretty solid tee to green. In fact it was probably the best I hit the ball all year and I ****ed it all up with whatever it was i was doing on the greens.


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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    In addition to the two fails I posted in the other thread, I got ejected from coed bball IM game. That was pretty bad.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    In addition to the two fails I posted in the other thread, I got ejected from coed bball IM game. That was pretty bad.
    I almost got ejected from a bball IM game for arguing with a ref. But that was because the ref was friends with the other team and my 7 player team ended up with 30 fouls in the game. One more foul on anyone and we would have had to finish the game 4 v 5.



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    Re: Most Disappointing Athletic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    In addition to the two fails I posted in the other thread, I got ejected from coed bball IM game. That was pretty bad.
    Was it for fighting with me? I got the boot in one of those too...had just started dating this girl on my team I really liked too. Pretty embarrassing. We've been married 7 years now...apparently she dug my dark side

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigershoops31 View Post
    Was it for fighting with me? I got the boot in one of those too...had just started dating this girl on my team I really liked too. Pretty embarrassing. We've been married 7 years now...apparently she dug my dark side

    PS- If it really was you, sorry about your face
    Lol, not me. My team was up by about 20 and some dude tried to dribble it through my legs so I put him on his *** as he was going past to stop him.



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