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    Funny DG story

    sorry if this has been posted already. i didnt see it on here, but thought this was pretty funny

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    Re: Funny DG story

    I love that DG is endearing himself to the staff and fans with fun stories like this.


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    Re: Funny DG story

    We’re not calling the rookie a liar, but his version of the story matched Turner’s about as well as Craig Sager’s suits match his shirts.
    best comparison ever




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    Re: Funny DG story

    he put gas in it the night before... and was empty the next morning...


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    Re: Funny DG story

    DG's gotta have enough to afford a full tank, right? lol



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    Re: Funny DG story

    inb4 "ran outta gas CPR joke"




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    Re: Funny DG story

    Quote Originally Posted by CLONECONES View Post
    inb4 "ran outta gas CPR joke"
    Well played Mr. Cones



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    Re: Funny DG story

    Quote Originally Posted by ianoconnor View Post
    DG's gotta have enough to afford a full tank, right? lol
    Premium, beotch!



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    Re: Funny DG story

    Quote Originally Posted by CLONECONES View Post
    inb4 "ran outta gas CPR joke"
    Pretty soon people are just going to start saying, "In before CLONECONES/Cycl1".



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    Re: Funny DG story

    Quote Originally Posted by Tailg8er View Post
    Pretty soon people are just going to start saying, "In before CLONECONES/Cycl1".
    I dont have the faintest idea what you are talking about.

    Unless you meant "in before that joke of a poster clonecones" and my name was included on accident.


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    Re: Funny DG story

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycl1 View Post
    I dont have the faintest idea what you are talking about.

    Unless you meant "in before that #1 most famous and loved CF member CLONECONES" and my name was included on accident.
    FIFY




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    Re: Funny DG story

    Quote Originally Posted by CLONECONES View Post
    FIFY
    I was just joking. I know we are both the site favorites and everyones heros. The guys want to be us, the ladies want to be with us, and some guys probably want to be with us too.


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    Re: Funny DG story

    Quote Originally Posted by Tailg8er View Post
    Pretty soon people are just going to start saying, "In before CLONECONES/Cycl1".
    That is a tough thing to accomplish



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycl1 View Post
    I was just joking. I know we are both the site favorites and everyones heros. The guys want to be us, the ladies want to be with us, and some guys probably want to be with us too.
    In a perfect world, I would be you and with CLONECONES.



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