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    Trick Or Treat

    Well, beggars night is half over and I've had a total of 4 kids ring the doorbell. Things sure have changed since I was a youngster. However, I have had quality instead of quantity; a cute little girl in a princess outfit told the joke "Why do cherry trees smell? Because George Washington cut one.". The best was a little dude wearing a Cyclones football uniform, and his joke was "Can the Hawkeyes beat the Cyclones? I'm afraid Jake Knott.". I gave him extra candy. Anyone else heard any good jokes from the trick or treater's tonight?



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    What's wrong with central Iowa? Trick or Treat night is on Halloween everywhere else. I had a bunch of kids come by, but I told them to come back tomorrow.


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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    A little pirate comes to the door alone.
    Where are your buccaneers?
    Under my bucken hat.



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBentStick View Post
    Well, beggars night is half over and I've had a total of 4 kids ring the doorbell. Things sure have changed since I was a youngster. However, I have had quality instead of quantity; a cute little girl in a princess outfit told the joke "Why do cherry trees smell? Because George Washington cut one.". The best was a little dude wearing a Cyclones football uniform, and his joke was "Can the Hawkeyes beat the Cyclones? I'm afraid Jake Knott.". I gave him extra candy. Anyone else heard any good jokes from the trick or treater's tonight?
    great jokes. we had them in our town tonight too. I agree with Mich it should be on Halloween.


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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    Which bees make milk?

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    Best one I heard.



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    Whats cooler than the IPhone5? IPhone 6

    Better yet, You got a joke? No




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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    CW had a few good ones on Twitter tonight.

    Best one I got was from a 5 year old girl:

    What's black, white, & red all over?

    (I expected something lame like a newspaper)

    & she says, "a dead cow!"



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    Why was Tigger looking in his toilet? He was trying to find Pooh. Little girl, maybe 8-9 yrs old told me that one.



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    heard this one today
    why does the little mermaid wear two sea shells? because she was too small for two D shells.



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    In what parts of the state do you have to tell a joke to get candy?



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUME View Post
    In what parts of the state do you have to tell a joke to get candy?
    Wait, there are parts of the state were you don't have to tell jokes? I thought everyone told jokes.



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    Re: Trick Or Treat

    Quote Originally Posted by WooClone15 View Post
    Wait, there are parts of the state were you don't have to tell jokes? I thought everyone told jokes.
    I went trick or treating in Davenport a couple of times growing up and don't remember telling any jokes. Also handed out candy last year in Davenport and didn't hear a single joke.



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