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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Aliens ask Jake Knott to probe them.


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    Jake Knott puts out fires with gasoline.




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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott can divide by zero.



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    Jake Knott brought a knife to a gunfight. And won



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    Stonehenge was built by Jake Knott stacking blocks as a baby.




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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    St. Peter began a tour of heaven for the new batch of souls that just arrived. As they were making headway on their journey they came across a football field. One of the souls asked who's the guy in the #20 ISU jersey. St. Peter chuckled and replied, "O that's God, he thinks he Jake Knott."



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    Santa Claus can't wait to sit on Jake Knott's lap.


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    Presidential candidates don't debate politics, they just try to guess what Jake Knott is thinking.




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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycsk View Post
    Jake Knott = All In
    Funny thing is, his middle name is Allin



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    Jake Knott CAN create or destroy energy



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    The Undertaker sat up, saw Jake Knott, and laid down again.


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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott has been dead for three years but Death is afraid to tell him.



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    If you punch Jake Knott in a dream you better wake up and apologize



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