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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Aliens ask Jake Knott to probe them.


    Remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    Until further notice, the Big 12 tournament is best. There's an experience here. Not just the teams -- the feel, the vibe, the establishments. Iowa State not only won the pregame -- filling the nearby Power & Light District -- it won the whole damn scene.

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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott puts out fires with gasoline.




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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott can divide by zero.



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    Stonehenge was built by Jake Knott stacking blocks as a baby.




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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    St. Peter began a tour of heaven for the new batch of souls that just arrived. As they were making headway on their journey they came across a football field. One of the souls asked who's the guy in the #20 ISU jersey. St. Peter chuckled and replied, "O that's God, he thinks he Jake Knott."



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    Santa Claus can't wait to sit on Jake Knott's lap.


    Remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    Until further notice, the Big 12 tournament is best. There's an experience here. Not just the teams -- the feel, the vibe, the establishments. Iowa State not only won the pregame -- filling the nearby Power & Light District -- it won the whole damn scene.

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    Presidential candidates don't debate politics, they just try to guess what Jake Knott is thinking.




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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycsk View Post
    Jake Knott = All In
    Funny thing is, his middle name is Allin



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    Jake Knott CAN create or destroy energy



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    The Undertaker sat up, saw Jake Knott, and laid down again.


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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott has been dead for three years but Death is afraid to tell him.



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    If you punch Jake Knott in a dream you better wake up and apologize



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