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    Replacing Chuck Norris....

    ...except they aren't jokes with Jake Knott.


    Superman wears Jake Knott pajamas.


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    Jake Knott brought the Dead Sea back to life.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Jake Knott never cries.



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    Jake Knott = All In



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jake Knott.


    Remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    Until further notice, the Big 12 tournament is best. There's an experience here. Not just the teams -- the feel, the vibe, the establishments. Iowa State not only won the pregame -- filling the nearby Power & Light District -- it won the whole damn scene.

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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott turned the virgin islands into islands



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    When Jake Knott plays Horseshoes, they're still attached to the horse



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    Contrary to popular belief, the Tower of Pisa wasn't supposed to be leaning, it just got in Jake Knotts way.


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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycsk View Post
    Jake Knott = All In
    His full name is Jake Allin Knott



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    When life hands Jake Knott lemons, he makes grape juice.


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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott once ****** in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.



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    Jake Knott is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    No such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Jake Knott.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Jake Knott has allowed to live.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott beat Chuck Norris in connect 4, in 3 moves.




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