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    Replacing Chuck Norris....

    ...except they aren't jokes with Jake Knott.


    Superman wears Jake Knott pajamas.


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    Jake Knott brought the Dead Sea back to life.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Jake Knott never cries.



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    Jake Knott = All In



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jake Knott.


    Remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott turned the virgin islands into islands



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    When Jake Knott plays Horseshoes, they're still attached to the horse



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    Contrary to popular belief, the Tower of Pisa wasn't supposed to be leaning, it just got in Jake Knotts way.


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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycsk View Post
    Jake Knott = All In
    His full name is Jake Allin Knott



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    When life hands Jake Knott lemons, he makes grape juice.


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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott once ****** in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.



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    Jake Knott is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    No such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Jake Knott.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Jake Knott has allowed to live.



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    Re: Replacing Chuck Norris....

    Jake Knott beat Chuck Norris in connect 4, in 3 moves.




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