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    Unhappy Oklahoma Fans

    I was just reminded that Oklahoma will visit Jack Trice next Saturday (I thought we were on the road for some reason). That means a number of obnoxiously cocky, redneck Oklahoma fans will be making the trip. If I were the regional manager of WalMart, I would temporarily clear out the fresh produce sections of every store along the route from Norman, Okla., to Ames, Ia. this week. In it's place, I would stock, to the rafters, truck-nutz, spitters, permanently warm beer, squirrel tails, jumbo-sized bags of dawg food, reading material for him: "How To Get Drunk and Beat Your Wife Real Good," reading material for her: "He Didn't Mean to Hurt Me, He's a Good Mayun," beef jerky and every kind of vehicle lubricant available. Then I would wait for the highest gross sales in each store's history.
    This is a slightly exaggerated characterization, but their fans are hideously obnoxious, knuckle dragging, toothless, moronic hicks. . . in every sport. Even cross country. They will have long drives home, however, after we beat them 28 - 17. GO CYCLONES!!!!!!



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    Re: Unhappy Oklahoma Fans

    Is that Carls "Stone Cold Lock of The Century of The Week" Carl's Lock: Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets - Carl - Adult Swim Video



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    Re: Unhappy Oklahoma Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by drunkstepfather View Post
    Is that Carls "Stone Cold Lock of The Century of The Week" Carl's Lock: Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets - Carl - Adult Swim Video
    Carl is my hero. My sports philosophy is based mostly on his musings.



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    Re: Unhappy Oklahoma Fans

    They're not as bad in Basketball -- but that's because it's played indoors, and they're not used to being inside.



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    Re: Unhappy Oklahoma Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by CYtomegaGO View Post
    They're not as bad in Basketball -- but that's because it's played indoors, and they're not used to being allowed inside.
    FIFY


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    Change beef jerky to SlimJims and I think you are spot on!




    I WAS THERE!!!!!!

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    "Good God Almighty, that killed him!"




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    Re: Unhappy Oklahoma Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by CYtomegaGO View Post
    They're not as bad in Basketball -- but that's because it's played indoors, and they're not used to peeing, sleeping, eating inside.



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    Re: Unhappy Oklahoma Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by veryphil View Post
    I was just reminded that Oklahoma will visit Jack Trice next Saturday (I thought we were on the road for some reason). That means a number of obnoxiously cocky, redneck Oklahoma fans will be making the trip. If I were the regional manager of WalMart, I would temporarily clear out the fresh produce sections of every store along the route from Norman, Okla., to Ames, Ia. this week. In it's place, I would stock, to the rafters, truck-nutz, spitters, permanently warm beer, squirrel tails, jumbo-sized bags of dawg food, reading material for him: "How To Get Drunk and Beat Your Wife Real Good," reading material for her: "He Didn't Mean to Hurt Me, He's a Good Mayun," beef jerky and every kind of vehicle lubricant available. Then I would wait for the highest gross sales in each store's history.
    This is a slightly exaggerated characterization, but their fans are hideously obnoxious, knuckle dragging, toothless, moronic hicks. . . in every sport. Even cross country. They will have long drives home, however, after we beat them 28 - 17. GO CYCLONES!!!!!!
    You mean Hawk fans dressed up as Oklahoma fans:)



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