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    *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

    I considered starting a look-alike thread tonight (surprised there isn't one already started) but thought I'd try something new. There seems to be many clever folks here on CF, so it could be fun. It's pretty simple - just write your own lyrics based on an existing song - making fun of OSU of course. I'll start......



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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***





    I Used To Be a Cowboy


    Walking off the field
    Can't get a "hat-on"
    I've got my boobs - perky
    I've got a wiener
    It's in my purse
    It's full of T-t-t-t-t-tampons
    Of Course

    I used to be a cowboy
    And now I am a cowgirl
    I used to be a cowboy
    And now I am a cowgirl
    I used to be a cowboy

    (woman's voice)
    Going three and out again
    Can't get past a man
    His name is Klein.
    Is my blouse wrinkled?
    Barnett in the shotgun
    Woody up our middle
    Now my skirt is dirty
    Good thing I do laundry

    I used to be a cowboy
    And now I am a cowgirl
    I used to be a cowboy
    And now I am a cowgirl
    I used to be a cowboy

    Looking like a loser
    Shoe print on my face
    Puking up my breakfast
    Out on the football field
    I see a blur of red and gold
    Cyclones on the warpath
    (Rhoads voice) D-Line will stop their runner
    Or Knott

    I used to be a cowboy
    And now I am a cowgirl
    I used to be a cowboy
    And now I am a cowgirl
    I used to be a cowboy

    My name is Pete
    And Cy just stole my pistol yo yo


    Last edited by TheBentStick; 10-17-2012 at 09:33 PM.

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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

    ....?



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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

    Oooooooklahoma - where they live in trailers on the plain.
    They don't have teeth
    They all **** sheep
    And they shoot meth straight in the vein...


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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    Oooooooklahoma - where they live in trailers on the plain.
    They don't have teeth
    They all **** sheep
    And they shoot meth straight in the vein...
    Pure genius.


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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBentStick View Post
    Please be patient while I get this all typed in --
    Looks like I have to do it in several attempts - stinking CF logs me out before I finish.



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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

    By the way, here is the look alike thread. For some unknown reason it ended up in the off topic forum.

    http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/...ke-thread.html


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    This video is perfect because they won a natio....

    Oh wait.


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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

    Quote Originally Posted by IHavNoCyCash View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoj43vXGas

    This video is perfect because they won a natio....

    Oh wait.
    I like this version better:




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    Re: *** Official OK State Song Parody Thread ***

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    We like to sit in our own beef stewwwwwwwww
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