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    3 things you never steal from another man

    His woman.

    His dog.

    His grill.


    Went out to cook burgers for lunch. Ended up using my neighbor's grill.

    Someone should die for this.



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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Not too worried about your missing dog or woman?





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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    I would go:

    Dog
    Grill
    Woman



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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUAgronomist View Post
    Not too worried about your missing dog or woman?

    They always return on their own.



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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    His woman.

    His dog.

    His grill.


    Went out to cook burgers for lunch. Ended up using my neighbor's grill.

    Someone should die for this.
    Obviously somebody stole your woman. No man should be cooking his own food! :jimlad


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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by TXCyclones View Post
    Obviously somebody stole your woman. No man should be cooking his own food! :jimlad

    If I have my wife cook, I miss out on this thing called flavor.



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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by TXCyclones View Post
    Obviously somebody stole your woman. No man should be cooking his own food! :jimlad
    Didn't say cooking. He said grilling. Cooking is science. Grilling is art. Something my wife doesn't understand.



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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    If I have my wife cook, I miss out on this thing called flavor.
    have you met bbq sauce?


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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUAgronomist View Post
    Not too worried about your missing dog or woman?
    Wise you are...

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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUAgronomist View Post
    Not too worried about your missing dog or woman?
    Are you more worried about losing your dog as opposed to your woman since you listed dog first?



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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Virginity would be high on my list. Although my wife did just get me a grill for my bday, so that may soon be #2.


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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by MLawrence View Post
    Are you more worried about losing your dog as opposed to your woman since you listed dog first?
    No dog.





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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Here I thought you were going to go with something like "jock strap"...


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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1 View Post
    Virginity would be high on my list. Although my wife did just get me a grill for my bday, so that may soon be #2.
    Was it used? I think I might know where it came from...


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    Re: 3 things you never steal from another man

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    His woman.

    His dog.

    His grill.


    Went out to cook burgers for lunch. Ended up using my neighbor's grill.

    Someone should die for this.
    So, you stole your neighbor's grill?


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