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    Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (LINK)

    This has to go down one of the funniest crimes ever committed..




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    Just another Nebraskan!!!



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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

    I wonder what was wrong with the sandwich...too much mayo?



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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

    Did she step out of the kitchen?



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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

    She shouldn't have used pumpernickel!


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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

    I only hit'r with a sammich ociffer!



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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

    he probably had to make it himself.


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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

    Haven't any of you ever heard of an Open Face sandwich?


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    Re: Nebraska man charged with assault on attacking wife with a Sandwich, LOL!!!!!! (L

    Not enough mustard!


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