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    Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    A friend and I last night were thinking of cartoons nowadays, and the lies that they are telling the youth of America.

    Some examples:

    - If you are being mugged, saying your attacker's name three times and telling him "no" will make him snap his fingers and run away. "Aw, man!"

    - David Arquette makes a great parrot, and his career is doing JUST FINE.

    - Phineas and Ferb are either independently wealthy children, or their parents just ignore the massive amount of credit card debt they accumulate each day.

    - The "come inside, it's fun inside" part of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song is innocuous.

    - Diego and Dora's parents apparently portray all Latino parents as not paying attention to their child, but instead letting them run off through alligator swamps and creepy forests with only a monkey as a companion.

    - Baby jaguars are cuddly pets, they won't rip your face off.

    Any others?


    Last edited by Angie; 09-28-2012 at 12:01 PM.
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    Swiper is a thieving *****, but that one might be true.



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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    If you shoot a duck in the head point blank with a shotgun, his beak will spin around countless times and end up facing the opposite way




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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    Swiper is a thieving *****, but that one might be true.
    I don't know why nobody just catches him in a trap. It would really solve a lot of problems.

    Dino Dan "isn't" a paranoid schizophrenic.


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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Dinosaur Train (anybody?) is saying that if your parents are raising a random child that looks and acts nothing like you, DON'T ASK OR ADDRESS THIS SITUATION AT ALL.


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    squirels live in the bottom of the ocean.


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    Hmmm...I'm not a huge "weiner"
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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Quote Originally Posted by thatguy View Post
    Dinosaur Train (anybody?) is saying that if your parents are raising a random child that looks and acts nothing like you, DON'T ASK OR ADDRESS THIS SITUATION AT ALL.
    Also, it's totally acceptable to wear the EXACT SAME CLOTHES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.


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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Scooby and Astro have been talking for what seems like 40 years.... I don't think this is a new trend.



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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    that dressing in a pink power ranger wont get you made fun of.


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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    - Diego and Dora's parents apparently portray all Latino parents as not paying attention to their child, but instead letting them run off through alligator swamps and creepy forests with only a monkey as a companion.
    If my kid said every single sentence as if she was hyped up on a meth/coke cocktail 24 hours a day, I would probably let her play unsupervised in an alligator infested swamp too.


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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Quote Originally Posted by jbclone10 View Post
    Scooby and Astro have been talking for what seems like 40 years.... I don't think this is a new trend.
    And there are some old Mickey cartoons that are wicked racist.


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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycl1 View Post
    squirels live in the bottom of the ocean.
    She lives in a dome and wears a suit so she isn't really in the water, this is common knowledge.



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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Quote Originally Posted by VeloClone View Post
    If my kid said every single sentence as if she was hyped up on a meth/coke cocktail 24 hours a day, I would probably let her play unsupervised in an alligator infested swamp too.
    Or if she had a trio of singing insects that followed her around and did a musical number every time she did something right, I'd make sure she wasn't in the house a lot.


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    I'm never totally sure if it's Rabbit Season or Duck Season.



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    Re: Lies Cartoons Are Telling Our Children

    Wayne from Higgly Town heroes is wrong, you should not store your toast in your trousers. The show in general is uncool, you cant hide your friends inside your body for transport.



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