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    Re: Life extension that works

    Where do I sign up?



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    Re: Life extension that works

    Pretty sure most men will just pass on the extra 19 years.



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    Re: Life extension that works

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    Pretty sure most men will just pass on the extra 19 years.
    Doesn't matter; had sex.




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    Re: Life extension that works

    That would be a ballsy move



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    Re: Life extension that works

    What would be the point of living that much longer without the boys?


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    Re: Life extension that works

    Not to be confused with a p***s extension that works.


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: Life extension that works

    I've heard this guy will castrate you for half the price that others will charge you.

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    Re: Life extension that works

    Quote Originally Posted by whirlybirds View Post
    I've heard this guy will castrate you for half the price that others will charge you.

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    Re: Life extension that works

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post

    so you live 19 more years...without the ability to...uh...reach a level of pleasure only paralleled by seeing the clones win?

    i for one choose death. i can't exactly count on the clones winning and then i would be left with no second option. hopefully, by dying young i'll avoid both impotence AND crapping in my pants.



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    It's better to die young and leave a good looking corpse.



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    Re: Life extension that works

    I always heard married people live longer..now I get it



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    Re: Life extension that works

    Quote Originally Posted by whirlybirds View Post
    I've heard this guy will castrate you for half the price that others will charge you.

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    That guy a Hok fan having a fit after last week's game?


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    Re: Life extension that works

    Quote Originally Posted by dtISU View Post
    What would be the point of living that much longer without the boys?
    Exactly.


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    Re: Life extension that works

    It's not that you actually live longer. It just seems that way.


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