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    Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    In Thursday's episode in the embattled pop tart's custody smack down with ex-husband Kevin Federline, her lawyer argued that phone calls telling the pop songstress to report for random drug tests came too early - at 8 a.m.
    Spears has missed eight out of 14 calls telling her to show up for the court-mandated testing, argued Mark Vincent Kaplan, an attorney for K-Fed.
    TMZ.com reported that Spears' lawyer, Anne Kiley, insisted that pop stars such as The Brit cannot be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.
    Kiley told Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon, "You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you wouldn't know," according to TMZ.com.

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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    That is one of the worst excuses I've ever heard...

    I dunno if my respect for her can get any lower, but if it can this certainly lowers it


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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    To be fair, that IS pretty early for a drugged-up train wreck to get out of bed. I mean seriously, it's only custody of her children we're talking about here, getting out of bed at 8am seems a little harsh.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    Wow...it's amazing/pathetic how much these people actually, really believe they are better than and above anyone else - including the law.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    Actually, we don't want her getting up before she's had a good night's rest and has her full mental faculties about her...she might forget to put her panties on again...


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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    I'd still hit it.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    I read that today as well. Her, Paris, and Lindsay should be put on an island as prey where rich people get to hunt humans through the jungle with guns.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    I'd still hit it.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    drugs obviously fried any brains she might have had in the past. As a matter of fact, if they stuck her brain up a mosquito's ***, it would look like a bb in a basketball auditorium for crying out loud.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    The Brit cannot be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.
    Kiley told Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon, "You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you wouldn't know," according to TMZ.com.
    Isn't that why god created cocaine, so Pop Stars could get out of bed in the morning? Somebody send her the memo.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    Quote Originally Posted by BryceC View Post
    Isn't that why god created cocaine, so Pop Stars could get out of bed in the morning? Somebody send her the memo.
    Yeah and pop stars dont go to bed, they sleep when their dead...duh!
    Why do I think Brit's life is a bit like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    I read that today as well. Her, Paris, and Lindsay should be put on an island as prey where rich people get to hunt humans through the jungle with guns.
    You would also need to put O.J. Simpson on the island. O.J. could help find the real killers.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    It turns out that Britney is actually nosferatu and she can't even walk in daylight.



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4429 mcc View Post
    Yeah and pop stars dont go to bed, they sleep when their dead...duh!
    Why do I think Brit's life is a bit like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
    classic piece of cinema. probably my all time favorite movie. wait till you see those goddam bats man



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    Re: Brittany Can't be expected to get up at the same time that normal people do.

    "Your Honor, it's not fair to expect a club-hopping, white-trash drug addict to get up before noon...Did I say 'club-hopping, white-trash drug addict'? I meant 'pop star'."


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