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    Texas Tech Jokes

    How many TT fans does it take to eat a ‘possum?

    Three. One to eat the ‘possum and two to watch for cars.


    If two married TT grads get a divorce, are they still cousins?

    Trick question they were siblings


    Why is TT replacing the turf in their Stadium with cardboard?

    The team looks better on paper


    Did you hear about the TT terrorist who tried to blow up the ISU team bus?

    He burned his lip on the tailpipe.



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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    You should save some for trick or treat. Don't want to burn up all your good material.



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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Adam Jones.


    #TeamProhm #ProhmanEmpire #ProhmanColiseum

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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    not so much a joke but a couple Baylor guys told me the term for the aftermath of hooking up with a girl from tech is "Raider Rash"


    LIVE from the banks of the Skunk River in Ames, Iowa...

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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Que the "fat little girlfriend" jokes and TT "bell ringer" video.



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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Joke #3 in the OP was pretty good



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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Lubbock


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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Why isn't anyone scared when Texas Tech fans are "gun up"?

    Because they're all shooting blanks.



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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Isn't Texas Tech the school that deposits their man seed in mason jars, or ar they the Texas school that jerks it into a bell?

    Weird schools down there



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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Always thought it was odd that a major university would choose to have Yosemite Sam as their mascot.


    All people who make sweepingly generalized, stupid, uninformed comments are idiots.

    (maybe)

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    Re: Texas Tech Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclones2004 View Post
    How many TT fans does it take to eat a ‘possum?

    Three. One to eat the ‘possum and two to watch for cars.


    If two married TT grads get a divorce, are they still cousins?

    Trick question they were siblings


    Why is TT replacing the turf in their Stadium with cardboard?

    The team looks better on paper


    Did you hear about the TT terrorist who tried to blow up the ISU team bus?

    He burned his lip on the tailpipe.
    This one is actually pretty good.



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