Prep to the 1st
My detailed list for the 1st game that I am able to attend this year on Saturday.
Monday - Post ISU flag proudly in front of my flat....make note that it is at least 2 meters larger then my attorney neighbor's Hawk flapper.
Tuesday - Play the fight song every five minutes..blasting from my office...alternate with lift diddy's to befuddle the office spies.
Wednesday - Begin the task of coating the inner belly with 4 liters of whole milk
Thursday - Practice tinkling in public to ease the gameday nerves in the all-party urinals. (very shy)
Friday - Lay about proper articles of battle on the bed...set early alarm.
Saturday - Arise at 6am...repeat all steps above...apply insatiable hottie cologne splash...start up the auto.
There is a god...he once got goodness under the Campanile...and he bleeds cardinal and gold. (and a blotch of blue)