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    WalMart - Funny Story!

    I have a large dog, and was buying a large bag of dog food at Wal-Mart
    and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
    Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
    Although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the
    last time. But I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
    care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
    arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
    works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
    one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
    complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
    practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story,
    particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
    food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking
    my *** and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going
    to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

    Life is short. laugh uncontrollably, it's good for you!



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    Re: WalMart - Funny Story!

    so this is true? very funny



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    Re: WalMart - Funny Story!

    QUIT POSTING YOUR SPAM ON CF!!!



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    Re: WalMart - Funny Story!

    Quote Originally Posted by bjwitt View Post
    so this is true? very funny
    No, that joke has been around for years.


    Funny, though.



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    Re: WalMart - Funny Story!

    Did you put one of these on her forehead when you were done?



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    Re: WalMart - Funny Story!

    Nope this is just a joke that made its way around work today. Thought it was funny so I posted it here.

    All the things you want to say but never get the nerve to do so.



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