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    Hawkeye Jokes

    My Friends an I split down the middle half of us our Cyclone fans the other half are Hawks and the Hawkeye fans were baggen on the cyclones today with some (not gonna lie) pretty clever jokes. anyone got any original Hawkeye jokes i could use? thanks



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    Just tell them you don't like to make fun of a fanbase that has to flip burgers all day



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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    I've been waiting for this thread all week. I hope to see some good ones.

    I really don't think there are many original ones. Here is the one my brother texted me earlier this week:

    Q. What do you say to a Hawkeye wearing a suit and tie?





    A. Will the defendant please rise.


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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by KFitzy87 View Post
    Just tell them you don't like to make fun of a fanbase that has to flip burgers all day
    I never said that!


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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    Q. What's the difference between an Iowa fan and a puppy?

    A. The puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.


    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisMWilliams View Post
    I agree. We didn't choose Iowa State because it is easy. We chose Iowa State because it is awesome.
    Post from HawkeyeNation:

    So frickin jealous of what they have in Ames. It's truly amazing what Fred has done coming in with 0 coaching experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1 View Post
    I never said that!
    Um clearly you did... The burger flipping must be going to your head



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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    Q: How does someone get accepted to the University of Iowa
    A: How bout them Hawks



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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by KFitzy87 View Post
    Um clearly you did... The burger flipping must be going to your head
    Uh, if I did, it would have the little arrow that could take me to that post. It clearly does not. You are a big fat fatty liar.


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    Quote Originally Posted by longtimeclone View Post
    Q: How does someone get accepted to the University of Iowa
    A: How bout them Hawks
    You obviously aren't sleep deprived, yet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1 View Post
    Uh, if I did, it would have the little arrow that could take me to that post. It clearly does not. You are a big fat fatty liar.
    I deleted the link so people wouldn't go searching for the post and get jealous that I'm your favorite



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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

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    LULZ!




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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by KFitzy87 View Post
    I deleted the link so people wouldn't go searching for the post and get jealous that I'm your favorite


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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    What do you find in a row of Hawkeye fans at Kinnick Stadium?

    One full set of teeth.



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    Re: Hawkeye Jokes

    Not really a joke, but did you know that e11en was the best looking cheerleader at Iowa in her days there. I mean just look at the cute picture!


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