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    You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

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    Road Rage, Gator Midnight, Stoney Rock, Steve Alex John, Toys R Us. Need I go on?

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    "... were later arrested at a Toys 'R Us"

    ?????




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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    Parks behind building to "hide".
    Surprises man at door entrance by punching and stabbing him.


    5:20 PM with 20 people standing there.

    Thought that one through.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CLONECONES View Post
    "... were later arrested at a Toys 'R Us"

    ?????
    Obviously they were buying some Legos.


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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    Quote Originally Posted by CLONECONES View Post
    "... were later arrested at a Toys 'R Us"

    ?????

    I typically will hide out for days in a Toys 'R Us playhouse after my crime sprees...




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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    My wife and I were really surprised that brothers named Stoney and Gator could have ended up like this.



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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    My wife and I were really surprised that brothers named Stoney and Gator could have ended up like this.
    Yeah, it's amazing the creative names you can come up with for your children when on meth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    My wife and I were really surprised that brothers named Stoney and Gator could have ended up like this.
    Stoney is the younger of the two. He was obviously just doing what his brother told him. Gator, on the other hand, is just pure poison. He never gave a damn about anyone, including his brother, of whom he'd always been jealous, because of his long flowing hair and bushy eyebrows. Still Stoney looked up to him. And Gator used his influence over his hirsute hermano in order to get him to commit a series of terrible acts.

    Concession stands were their main target. Little League. They'd come in, flash a piece, make some noise, and everyone would cooperate. Then, raid the place and walk away with a nice haul. Laffy Taffy, Snickers, Nachos, licorice, the good stuff. They never took cash, though. They weren't animals. Candy was one thing, but how do you take money from a kid? Plus, those lock boxes could be tough to get into. Nope, leave the "money" crimes for the gangsters and mafia types. Gator and Stoney? They were more like Robin Hood... if Robin Hood had stolen candy... and didn't give what he stole to the poor... and he went back to Sherwood Forest (Toys R us) to eat the candy... also the Sheriff of Nottingham was some kid's mom.
    Merry men indeed.


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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    Janny, I think you are overanalyzing Gator. Mama says Gator is ornery because he got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    Who needs movies, TV, or books when you have real life?


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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    Who needs movies, TV, or books when you have real life?
    I watch movies and TV or read a book when I want some realistic entertainment. I rely on real life for the totally unplausible stuff.


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    Re: You mess with a Gator, you're gonna get bit, son.

    The middle names were also impressive, Rock and Midnight.



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