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    Steele Jantz Facts

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    Steele Jantz has Carly Rae Jepsen's phone number, but she calls him.

    Steele Jantz impresses McKayla Maroney.

    Sharks watch Steele Jantz Week.

    Women are now reading Steele Jantz's a****iography instead of 50 Shades of Grey.

    The amount of people clamoring to see Steele Jantz will cause the LHN to actually be carried around the country.

    The metric system was replaced by Steele Jantz.

    Steele Jantz doesn't need to wash his clothes because he never sweats and he naturally smells like Tide.

    The State of Iowa leads the nation in the production of wind turbines, corn and natural, raw Steele Jantz.

    Steele Jantz is mortal, but has outlived every immortal.

    Steele Jantz doesn't use calendars, but when he does he goes straight to the month of September.

    Princeton Review ranks Steele Jantz the number 1 party school in the nation.

    What Biz Markie needs is Steele Jantz.



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Jet fuel does not burn hot enough to melt Steele.




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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Hilarious!



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    What Biz Markie needs is Steele Jantz.

    Winner!



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    This is my favorite lol
    "Steele Jantz is mortal, but has outlived every immortal."



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    When Steele goes undefeated, will they call him Stainless Steele?



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Quote Originally Posted by 00clone View Post
    When Steele goes undefeated, will they call him Stainless Steele?
    That's good.

    How about when he gets mad, do they call him Tempered Steele?



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Please point me in the direction of the humor. Did I miss something? I didn't read any lulz.


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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Quote Originally Posted by LegendofRodA View Post
    That's good.

    How about when he gets mad, do they call him Tempered Steele?

    Steele doesn't get mad. He gets even.



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    One-third of his body weight is from gravitas.



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    Steele Jantz named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.

    Like an alligator, Steele Jantz can fully digest a turtle shell.

    One time I was with Steele Jantz in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Steele goes up to the deer and says, "I'm Steele Jantz! SAY IT!" Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say
    SteeleJantz....It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer.



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Steele Jantz can Connect Four in three moves.


    ...And the home of the CHIEFS!!!

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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Steele Jantz can throw 3 interceptions in only 4 pass attempts


    read this post quickly - it might not last long

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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    His middle name actually is "****ING"



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    Re: Steele Jantz Facts

    Steele has a Gmail account.

    Gmail@SteeleJantz.com


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