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    Re: Man Aisle

    You only need two things in a man aisle.

    1. Samantha Steele or Kate Upton posters
    2. Lotion


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    Re: Man Aisle

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUCubswin View Post
    You only need two things in a man aisle.

    1. Samantha Steele or Kate Upton posters
    2. Lotion
    creepy

    gross


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    Re: Man Aisle

    Copious amounts of alcohol
    Bacon
    Cheap prostitutes (I assume those are legal in the man aisle...)
    Bacon
    Excessively large guns
    Fireworks
    Bacon
    80" or larger flat screen TVs
    ....
    ....
    ....
    More Bacon


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    Re:Man Aisle

    Going by my diet, beer, milk and frozen food.



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    Re: Man Aisle

    Isn't there already a man aisle in grocery stores? I always call it the meat aisle.


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    Re: Man Aisle

    Powerthirst.



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    Re: Man Aisle

    Beer
    Bacon
    Grill
    Meat
    Prostitutes
    Condoms
    Large TVs


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    Re: Man Aisle

    I love the reactions from some women in that article. "This might be the most backhanded slap in the face to consumers yet." Yea, because I LOVE walking down the Feminine Hygiene aisles when I'm in a store for the first time. That's always a treat.


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    Re: Man Aisle

    what are condoms? thought we were talkin the man aisle, not the teen boy aisle.

    know how much condoms cost when I was 18? me neither cuz we never used em.



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    Re: Man Aisle

    Isle of man



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    Re: Man Aisle

    Quote Originally Posted by geburgess View Post
    Copious amounts of alcohol
    Bacon
    Cheap prostitutes (I assume those are legal in the man aisle...)
    Bacon
    Excessively large guns
    Fireworks
    Bacon
    80" or larger flat screen TVs
    ....
    ....
    ....
    More Bacon
    So if they are legal in the man aisle, does that mean you have to do your business before you leave the man aisle otherwise they're still illegal?



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    Re: Man Aisle

    Off topic, but has anyone heard the State Farm commercial talking about "State Farm wants you to have a fun summer" and then it says, from a chick, "the only protection you need this summer is from State Farm."

    Serious question, is this a ploy by State Farm to get more men? It was a radio commercial, so who knows if the girl was even hot.


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    Re: Man Aisle

    Quote Originally Posted by CYVADER
    what are condoms? thought we were talkin the man aisle, not the teen boy aisle.

    know how much condoms cost when I was 18? me neither cuz we never used em.



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    Re: Man Aisle

    Beer
    Pron
    Liquor
    Condoms
    Meat (bacon)
    Tobacco
    Grills and all grilling accessories including but not limited to charcoal
    Home entertainment (TV's and sound systems)
    Fishing gear
    Hunting gear

    /End thread.


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