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    Manly Man Question

    Is there a right or wrong side of the bed to be on when sharing said bed with a member of the female species?


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: Manly Man Question

    In the dorms I always slept on the outside because my bed was lofted and if a girl had rolled off that would have probably been the end of her spending time there.



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    If you're married you get whatever sliver of real estate she allows you to have and you like it.



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Quote Originally Posted by Acylum View Post
    Is there a right or wrong side of the bed to be on when sharing said bed with a member of the female species?
    depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

    I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."


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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

    I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."
    This, the man should always sleep closest to the door for the reason Janny listed.



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

    I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."
    I feel like Dwight Schrute would give this kind of advice.



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

    I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."
    Quote Originally Posted by burn587 View Post
    This, the man should always sleep closest to the door for the reason Janny listed.
    I agree, but I've also been vetoed on it by her. She want to be closer to the master bathroom, I get the side of the bed that has about a 1 foot separation from the wall.



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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    I agree, but I've also been vetoed on it by her. She want to be closer to the master bathroom, I get the side of the bed that has about a 1 foot separation from the wall.
    This is exactly how I ended up on the left side but I've been told it's traditional for the manly man to sleep on the right. The right being based on laying on your back.


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: Manly Man Question

    The correct manly man answer is to fall asleep on top of her.


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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Stay on the right side bro.



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    You let her sleep in the bed?



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Quote Originally Posted by AllIowaTeams View Post
    The correct manly man answer is to fall asleep on top of her.
    Seconded.



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    +1



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    Re: Manly Man Question

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    depends. If the bed is against the wall, the manly man should sleep on the outside. It's a protection thing. In the event of a home invasion, you are between the attacker and her.

    I'm not sure if there are any rules besides that, other than "Avoid the wet spot."
    Usually, my goal is to hit the wet spot.



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