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    Great Junk Mail!!

    Don't know how I got this, but it's great!


    Attention:My dear:

    I am Mr. Barry Diplomatic Agent Dhl Courier delivery company Benin Republic, Please I miss placed your original address I had due to CUSTOMS /FBI/ CIA and POLICE searching and scanning on the Box as if I am a terrorist.
    They have confirmed that my movement is clear and with out any suspicious intentions to this country only to deliver this Box to you and the documents are updated.

    I have just cleared the Box from the Customs and they are now demanding for the certificate of ownership and the international consignment delivery permit (ICDP) from country of Fund origin and I told them that it will be forwarded to them as soon as possible to enable complete your delivery today, so please call me with my number so that you will direct me on how to reach your destination today.
    Here is my direct number 347-384-4352, do not fail to call me Asap!

    and also, Please,I want you to call my director in Benin Republic and forward your name and your address to him and to enable him secure the requested certificate in your name and send to me immediately for immediate release of your consignment box, So I will proceed to your house today.

    Dhl: OFFICE
    BENIN REPUBLIC
    PLOT 56 RIVER LANE B
    COTONOU


    REGARDS
    MR.BARRY G. (diplomatic agent)


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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    People do these things because people fall for this ****. How in the hell do people fall for this?


    It's all snark from here on out

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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    Don't know how I got this, but it's great!


    Attention:My dear:

    I am Mr. Barry Diplomatic Agent Dhl Courier delivery company Benin Republic, Please I miss placed your original address I had due to CUSTOMS /FBI/ CIA and POLICE searching and scanning on the Box as if I am a terrorist.
    They have confirmed that my movement is clear and with out any suspicious intentions to this country only to deliver this Box to you and the documents are updated.

    I have just cleared the Box from the Customs and they are now demanding for the certificate of ownership and the international consignment delivery permit (ICDP) from country of Fund origin and I told them that it will be forwarded to them as soon as possible to enable complete your delivery today, so please call me with my number so that you will direct me on how to reach your destination today.
    Here is my direct number 347-384-4352, do not fail to call me Asap!

    and also, Please,I want you to call my director in Benin Republic and forward your name and your address to him and to enable him secure the requested certificate in your name and send to me immediately for immediate release of your consignment box, So I will proceed to your house today.

    Dhl: OFFICE
    BENIN REPUBLIC
    PLOT 56 RIVER LANE B
    COTONOU


    REGARDS
    MR.BARRY G. (diplomatic agent)
    Hey, I just met you,
    And this is crazy,
    But here's my number,
    So call me, maybe?



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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    Ha! You fool! You never should have posted the number. I called and gave them my address, now the box will be delivered to me.

    What's with you, man?




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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    The ambiguity about the customs/FBI/CIA/police makes me think it's legit.


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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    Ask them...

    Do you have coupons?



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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    The best one I ever got was a porn spam and the sender was Saul T Dick. I took that name and modified it, and used it on several other message boards, but apparently fanatic wouldnt let me...Saul T Bauls.



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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    Oh yeah? Well I found out that a relative is a prince in some country and he wants to share his fortunes with me. All I had to do was wire him $1,000 for the transfer fee and I would receive $100 million. SEZ is on its way boys!


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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    He seems to greet you so intimately. How is it that you don't trust him!?!?

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    Don't know how I got this, but it's great!


    Attention:My dear:



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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    just forward all of these emails to JP!

    $$$$$$$$$



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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    I say go ahead. What could possibly go wrong?


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    Quote Originally Posted by isulive2train View Post
    just forward all of these emails to JP!

    $$$$$$$$$
    Great idea!

    Maybe CPR, too. He wouldn't be out of gas if he knew so many people cared!


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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    Don't know how I got this, but it's great!


    Attention:My dear:

    I am Mr. Barry Diplomatic Agent Dhl Courier delivery company Benin Republic, Please I miss placed your original address I had due to CUSTOMS /FBI/ CIA and POLICE searching and scanning on the Box as if I am a terrorist.
    They have confirmed that my movement is clear and with out any suspicious intentions to this country only to deliver this Box to you and the documents are updated.

    I have just cleared the Box from the Customs and they are now demanding for the certificate of ownership and the international consignment delivery permit (ICDP) from country of Fund origin and I told them that it will be forwarded to them as soon as possible to enable complete your delivery today, so please call me with my number so that you will direct me on how to reach your destination today.
    Here is my direct number 347-384-4352, do not fail to call me Asap!

    and also, Please,I want you to call my director in Benin Republic and forward your name and your address to him and to enable him secure the requested certificate in your name and send to me immediately for immediate release of your consignment box, So I will proceed to your house today.

    Dhl: OFFICE
    BENIN REPUBLIC
    PLOT 56 RIVER LANE B
    COTONOU


    REGARDS
    MR.BARRY G. (diplomatic agent)
    Guys, I don't see the problem. He passed the Customs/FBI/CIA/Police terrorist test. That's gotta be one of the most strict tests a package could go through and it made it through. I say go for it OP. All the man wants to do is deliver you your package.



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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    I got one of these letters about two years ago stating that I had some unclaimed money in a bank in another country I had recently visited. Asked me to send them $2500 in the form of only a certified bank check and they would send me the $50,000 I had in unclaimed money minus the $2500 I was sending them. The only thing is is that I have never been out of the country in my life.

    My attorney told me that it was a scam and her office did some investigating and called the FBI. The phone number that was on the letter was from some little town in New York, the address was from Canada and the email they were unable to trace...go figure.

    The FBI called me about six times and had me fill out a statement and some paper work but nothing else came to light.


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    Re: Great Junk Mail!!

    Someone teach me how to post a picture



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