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    YOUR BCS TEAM AS A DRUG - Every Day Should Be Saturday

    IOWA STATE: Wine coolers. That one time they worked, they really worked. And then they just made you sick as hell when you tried to replicate the results.
    couple of other good ones

    TEXAS: Drank. Peaked in popularity in 2005. Surprisingly expensive. Side effects may include severe torpor. Chief ingredients only available via exclusive network.
    KANSAS STATE: Prescription cold medicine. A kindly old man gives it to you. You laugh, and then it knocks you on your ***.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    ISU's is pretty damn accurate. Sad, but true.



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    Re:ISU As a Drug

    BYU's was hilarious!



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    OK, we got to 3 posts without mentioning Iowa as Autoerotic asphyxiation? applause gif for both restraint on this board and the home run hit of the article.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    Thank God we had the last few years or we would have been Ketamine.

    Trapped in a hole-like situation sounds a lot like sitting in the stands watching Mizzou kick the game winners in '04-05.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    These are hilarious!

    And I can't believe no one's posted these yet....

    NEBRASKA: Ergot poisoning. Not really a recreational drug with pleasant side effects, but then again neither is Nebraska football in the 21st century.

    OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls.
    INDIANA: Cyanide. Well, maybe it's not a recreational drug for you, but you're not an Indiana football fan.


    IOWA: Auto-erotic asphyxiation.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    It's like they wrote the whole article to tell the same played out Ohio State joke



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    The Okie St. one was pretty good I thought:

    OKLAHOMA STATE: Malt liquor, because it's a man's drink, and it comes in a 40.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    Quote Originally Posted by LindenCy View Post
    The Okie St. one was pretty good I thought:
    That one and Ohio State were the best IMO


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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    These were my favs:

    WISCONSIN: Beer, the kind that makes you pass out and die in snowdrifts after beating the ******* out of someone in a barfight.
    NEBRASKA: Ergot poisoning. Not really a recreational drug with pleasant side effects, but then again neither is Nebraska football in the 21st century.

    OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls.
    INDIANA: Cyanide. Well, maybe it's not a recreational drug for you, but you're not an Indiana football fan.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    Iowa was a complete home run.


    In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    Indiana and Ohio State killed me.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    Heh, love the Kansas one too:

    KANSAS: Delicious natural gas straight from the oven.



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    I give all these two thumbs up.



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    Re: ISU As a Drug

    That was HILARIOUS



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