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    That really awkward moment...

    Ok. So when I'm home alone i like to do basically whatever i want the whole day. One thing i do is walk around the house naked, do laundry naked, drink coffee naked (not recommended) play video games naked, and basically anything else i want. I live out of town and my house has multiple large windows without blinds in nearly all. So after i take a wiz in the bathroom with the door open about 15 ft from a window i turn to my left and walk towards the laundry room. and there right in front of me is my mom's friend staring right at me and watering our flowers!!!!!! WHAAAAT THAAA ****?!?!? We make awkward contact and i scurry off to another room. Anyway I'm currently cowering in a windowless room unable to get near any clothing. Just thought id ask CF people what they would do in such an awkward situation or if they have had anything similar?



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    pics? (Not of YOu)


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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Is she hot?



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Quote Originally Posted by wartknight View Post
    pics? (Not of YOu)
    not safe for anywhere man. she's gotta be like 63



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    I think this is the point where the director says "Cue the music"


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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Quote Originally Posted by 1100011CS View Post
    Is she hot?
    i wouldn't touch her with a 39 1/2 ft pole



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    say, "geez can you believe this heat?"



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Quote Originally Posted by iacyguy View Post
    not safe for anywhere man. she's gotta be like 63



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Quote Originally Posted by iacyguy View Post
    i wouldn't touch her with a 39 1/2 ft pole
    Let her touch you. Big difference.


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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    I had a roommate that liked to walk around our apartment naked when no one else was home. He would actually leave our blinds open so the apartments on the other side could noticed if they looked. The problem is that he is the type of person to make a situation much more awkward. There were a few times when my other roommate or I would catch him doing this. He would pretend that he wasn't really naked than try and sneak to his room to put on some clothes.



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    You're the one that lives there. She should be the one cowering. Get back to your coffee.



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Quote Originally Posted by longtimeclone View Post
    I had a roommate that liked to walk around our apartment naked when no one else was home. He would actually leave our blinds open so the apartments on the other side could noticed if they looked. The problem is that he is the type of person to make a situation much more awkward. There were a few times when my other roommate or I would catch him doing this. He would pretend that he wasn't really naked than try and sneak to his room to put on some clothes.
    thats weird. but i live like out in the country so it just scared the crap out of me. 7am in the morning and she is watering my flowers?



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Tell her you just got out of the shower or that it's national naked day.



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    I'm sure she's seen a naked man before. Maybe not this century, but still. Just go put some clothes on ya panzy.



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    Re: That really awkward moment...

    Quote Originally Posted by iacyguy View Post
    thats weird. but i live like out in the country so it just scared the crap out of me. 7am in the morning and she is watering my flowers?
    Actually the time sounds about right to be watering flowers.

    Edit: Wait, what do you mean about your flowers?



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