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    Tom Osborne is God.

    Seriously, He is. My esteemed state senator Ernie Chambers has filed a legal notice that Tom Osborne is God. He did so to overcome a small snafu in his lawsuit against God. So I guess Ernie's lawsuit will now be against Tom Osborne?


    FOXNews.com - Nebraska State Senator Claims to Know Who God Is: Huskers' Coach Tom Osborne - Politics | Republican Party | Democratic Party | Political Spectrum

    KPTM FOX 42: Omaha News, Sports and Weather; Nebraska News, Sports; kptm.com | Chambers Says He Found God: Tom Osborne



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    Re: Tom Osborne is God.

    This is embarassing. I'm embarassed to be on the same planet. I'm embarassed to be a human. I'm moving to Mars.


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    Ah. Yes. I see now.

    Where do these morons come from?



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    Re: Tom Osborne is God.

    Someone should email Osbourne and ask why he lets bad things happen to good people.


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    Re: Tom Osborne is God.

    TAKE A T O, BABY.



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    The real Tom Osbourne walking on water:


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    Re: Tom Osborne is God.

    Crazy Ernie is something else. He was flat out nuts back in the 80's when I lived in Atlantic and watched Omaha tv. It's good to see that time hasn't changed him.



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    Re: Tom Osborne is God.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    Someone should email Osbourne and ask why he lets bad things happen to good people.
    You know, I prayed for an answer for this, and got an e-mail this morning, explaining:

    "Dear Herbie,

    You're just assuming you KNOW that they're "good people". Or that the things that happens are "bad." My plans are unknowable to you, so why don't you please "stay in your lane".

    And while you're at it, drop and give me 20 for such a dumb question.

    - Tom Osborne"


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