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    Soccer and sex?

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    European study says soccer is like sex for fans - News | FOX Sports on MSN

    and thought that if watching soccer is like sex for you then...




    read this post quickly - it might not last long

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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by ianoconnor View Post
    Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!
    I'm down with that...

    So your saying there's a lot of faking, some penalty shots, and you never know when the game is over until the ref says so?



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    If this would involve me and say Hope Solo or Alex Morgan then hell yes!


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    Rulzzz 3:16 says I just liked your post!

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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by ianoconnor View Post
    Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!
    There's nothing ignorant about bashing soccer.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Hours of boredom, and at the end of the night there is a pretty high likelihood that nobody scores. Sounds about right.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    European soccer and world cup soccer is the only fandom I've witnessed up close that seems as intense and emotional as college football. NFL/MLB/NBA fans "think" they are passionate but it's nothing compared to most college football fans.

    So basically this study means Cyclone football is like sex to fans.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by ianoconnor View Post
    Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!
    The only fans on Earth that go as overboard as college football fans...are soccer fans.

    A wise man once said "when you 'dis Dre you dis yourself fool". It applies nicely here.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    It is a lot like soccer in that normally only 1 team out of the 2 scores.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Since we're going down this hijacked path here is my analogy re: soccer in the States.

    I love soccer. I played in HS and in college, and coached at the HS level. I love Manchester United. And I am never more passionate than when the USMNT plays in the World Cup. I think anyone who knows me would not dispute my soccer bona fides.

    However, I see soccer in the States like Tim Tebow. People who love soccer (or love Tim Tebow) spend soooo much of their time telling other people why they should also love soccer (or Tim Tebow) that they end up having the opposite affect, and people end up hating soccer (or Tim Tebow) more than they would have had they never been told why soccer (or Tim Tebow) is the greatest thing in the history of the world.

    In short, I think people hate "soccer guy" (or "Tim Tebow guy") more than they actually hate soccer (or Tim Tebow).

    End rant.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by HFCS View Post
    European soccer and world cup soccer is the only fandom I've witnessed up close that seems as intense and emotional as college football. NFL/MLB/NBA fans "think" they are passionate but it's nothing compared to most college football fans.

    So basically this study means Cyclone football is like sex to fans.
    Cyclone football occasionally leaves me more satisfied and happy than sex.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by IcSyU View Post
    Cyclone football occasionally leaves me more satisfied and happy than sex.
    You're doing sex really, really wrong then.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    You're doing sex really, really wrong then.
    When the girlfriend decides no sex is happening sex is not fun.



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    Re: Soccer and sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by cy1010 View Post
    In short, I think people hate "soccer guy" (or "Tim Tebow guy") more than they actually hate soccer (or Tim Tebow).

    End rant.

    exactly... i mean mostly everyone played soccer at some point in their life and it's good **** and the highlights are pretty impressive

    but don't tell me how sick the champions league is or how UEFA is nasty or about some 1 named european guy and his shots

    long hair care care... honestly.




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