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    Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Chuck Norris announced who he's backing. Looks like everyone else should drop out now.

    CNN.com - CNN Political Ticker

    I think it's funny that this is even newsworthy.



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Chuck has been moderately involved with conservative politics for quite a while. I haven't read his book but I believe he discusses some of it there.

    Also: Chuck Norris CAN kill two birds with one stone



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    I would vote for someone else, but I fear the roundhouse.



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    I never needed fear the roundhouse kick - that was my pick all along!

    BTW, Jean Claude Van Damme once dreamed that he kicked Chuck Norris' ***, but that was after he first received a roundhouse kick to the head from Chuck Norris. Also, when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up - he pushes the world down.


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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Some politics related ones for the congregation:

    -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    -Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

    -Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Sweeeeeeeeeeet.......I like Huckabee too. Now that Chuck has spoken, I can feel good in my choice



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Sweeeeeeeeeeet.......I like Huckabee too. Now that Chuck has spoken, I can feel good in my choice
    Jonathan Alter thinks that Huckabee has the best chance of any Republican to win the general election, and I agree with him.



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Anyone hear what Steven Seagal thinks?



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Quote Originally Posted by StLouisClone View Post
    Jonathan Alter thinks that Huckabee has the best chance of any Republican to win the general election, and I agree with him.
    For all of those Huckabee lovers, do you have any thoughts on why his campaign has raised so little cash?



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    For all of those Huckabee lovers, do you have any thoughts on why his campaign has raised so little cash?
    no chinatown donors ...



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    For all of those Huckabee lovers, do you have any thoughts on why his campaign has raised so little cash?
    He doesn't have the "rockstar" status that Giuliani (mayor of NYC), Thompson (well-known actor), McCain (outspoken senator), and Romney (governor of Massachusetts) have. Doesn't mean he's not the most "qualified" republican.


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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    He doesn't have the "rockstar" status that Giuliani (mayor of NYC), Thompson (well-known actor), McCain (outspoken senator), and Romney (governor of Massachusetts) have. Doesn't mean he's not the most "qualified" republican.
    He doesn't have the name recognition like Giuliani, McCain or Thompson, or the, I don't know, hair of Romney? I can't figure out what there is to like about that guy.



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    I thought Chuck Norris could kill two stones with one bird...



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    Re: Walker, Texas Ranger picks his next President

    I will NEVER vote for Obama, he is the worst candidate we have. That whole SS plan makes me really really mad!


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