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    Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    I always enjoy when there is a funny line in a dark movie. My favorite has to be in Se7en when the get out to the desert and the see the dead dog.

    "What's that?"
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    "I didn't do that..."


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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Quote Originally Posted by Bret44 View Post
    I always enjoy when there is a funny line in a dark movie. My favorite has to be in Se7en when the get out to the desert and the see the dead dog.

    "What's that?"
    "Dead dog"
    "I didn't do that..."
    No lines, but I work approximately 10 minutes from where that scene was filmed. I suspect the dog probably killed itself.



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DIhwWTHcG0]Donnie Darko - YouTube[/ame]



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Entire Full Metal Jacket movie. Cinema gold.



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    Re:Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    About twenty different lines in gran torino



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyhops View Post
    Entire Full Metal Jacket movie. Cinema gold.
    This. hilarious!



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Quote Originally Posted by rhino3382 View Post
    About twenty different lines in gran torino
    And also this..lol. dam zipperheads.



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    From "Blue Velvet":

    "Heineken? **** that ****! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

    ...

    I suppose black comedies don't count, since it suggests a balance of dark/funny but there are numerous examples from "Goodfellas" and "Fargo."



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBbQm1avEY]We Were Soldiers - YouTube[/ame]



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    My favorites are from Slingblade. I don't know why but I think Dwight Yoakam is absolutely hilarious in that movie. My favorite is when Frank starts throwing all the beer bottles at Doyle while he is by the door and he finally says "Alright, **** me, I'll leave." Not sure why I find it so humorous but I always bust out laughing.



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyhops View Post
    Entire Full Metal Jacket movie. Cinema gold.
    I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY THAT WOULD **** A PERSON IN THE *** AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND!!!



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    "I thought that hairy beast was going to be the end of me. Of course I've looked better!"



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Ice Harvest, Billy Bob's character lets wife get shot then says - "...But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there."


    That rug really tied the room together, did it not dude?

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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Fargo had quite a few. I was never quite sure to laugh or to be disgusted. The Coen's are pretty well known for that in all of their movies though.



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    Re: Funny lines in otherwise Dark movies

    Quote Originally Posted by FarmClone View Post
    My favorites are from Slingblade. I don't know why but I think Dwight Yoakam is absolutely hilarious in that movie. My favorite is when Frank starts throwing all the beer bottles at Doyle while he is by the door and he finally says "Alright, **** me, I'll leave." Not sure why I find it so humorous but I always bust out laughing.
    "Hey is this the kind of ****** that drools and rubs **** in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture."



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