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    I'm Effin Drunk

    Had to go to a wedding reception tonight, but at least the TV was tuned to WOI for the game. Great win by the Cyclones, and thanks to Scotty and Chris for all your hard work!

    Good luck in the Big 12 tournament, and its great to be back in the NCAA Tournament as well!!



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    You're a remarkable speller when you're drunk, Batman.



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    he is all in



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    Chrome underlines misspelled words. Right click to correct. Even a drunk person can do that!



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    I agree with the title.



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    Quote Originally Posted by JUKEBOX View Post
    Post something personal and funny.
    Nothing personal or really funny happened tonight, but one time in band camp.....



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    How about handing out some drunk rep?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JUKEBOX View Post
    Who cares about tonight? Tell us a story!
    A couple of years ago my wife some friends of ours went camping on the Iowa river. I got really wasted and passed out in my tent. I guess I started snoring pretty loudly. My buddy was putting the moves on his wife in their tent, but couldn't finish because I was too loud.

    My wife got wasted at a bar during halloween. She puked in the bar and her friend kissed her on the lips because she felt sorry for her. Nothing more happened.

    I once had to save my wife after kayaking down the river. We were getting out of the river at dusk and she stood up in her kayak, falling out the side (she drank about .5 litters of Seven by herself). She floated down the river about 500 yards. I ran down the shore, broke my toe on a stump and drug her to the bank. Trying to walk her back she fell down in the grass. Ended up naked, and the next morning had a bunch of mosquito bites on my butt.



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    LOL, bet you won't regret this post tomorrow... Tell us more it's funny now Let Tomorrow VTXCyRyD worry about if it was to much.



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    Need one more beer, then I'll be there.



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    Quote Originally Posted by WhitUp View Post
    LOL, bet you won't regret this post tomorrow... Tell us more it's funny now Let Tomorrow VTXCyRyD worry about if it was to much.
    It takes a bunch more than that to embarrass me. I've never cared what people think of me.

    I was driving with my wife back to my parents house and had really bad gas. I farting up a storm. One time after a fart i felt something heavy in my drawers. Stopped at the next gas station. Good thing I had a pocket knife to cut of my undies while in the bath room. Tossed them in the trash and made sure not to fart on the rest of the trip. First and only time I've ever *******



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    Quote Originally Posted by VTXCyRyD View Post
    It takes a bunch more than that to embarrass me. I've never cared what people think of me.

    I was driving with my wife back to my parents house and had really bad gas. I farting up a storm. One time after a fart i felt something heavy in my drawers. Stopped at the next gas station. Good thing I had a pocket knife to cut of my undies while in the bath room. Tossed them in the trash and made sure not to fart on the rest of the trip. First and only time I've ever *******
    giving my girlfriend a dutch oven as we speak. were american heroes



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    WOW, ******* (cross between poop and fart) is a banned word?



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    good stuff, until the *****.



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    Re: I'm Effin Drunk

    Quote Originally Posted by VTXCyRyD View Post
    WOW, ******* (cross between poop and fart) is a banned word?
    yeah dude so is **** **** damn titties ******* **** ******** and mother****er



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