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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    I'm not sure how you came up with the title to this thread..

    Anyways, that's funny and frustrating at the same time. A good reminder to everyone that Facebook is doing this. (taking things that you say and using them in advertisements for products you mentioned to your friends and acquaintances. And obviously not paying you or getting any consent.)



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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    The title of this thread made me think of this:

    Amazon.com: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch: Zenith: Watches

    The reviews are great. The price is ridiculous. An $86,999 watch. You have to love those savings though.



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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    I don't know why, but Amazon humor has always cracked me up. Two of my favorites:

    Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food

    and, of course

    Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing


    TRUE AND VALIANT

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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    Dang someone already posted Three Wolf Moon.

    I'll have to settle for...

    Amazon.com: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank: Everything Else

    and...

    http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Lapt.../dp/B000IZGIA8

    Be sure to look at all the pictures on the second one.



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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by GrindingAway View Post
    Dang someone already posted Three Wolf Moon.

    I'll have to settle for...

    Amazon.com: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank: Everything Else

    and...

    Amazon.com: Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: Automotive

    Be sure to look at all the pictures on the second one.
    The second one is great. Who actually thought that would be a good product?



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    Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Christopher Adams Queen Sheet Set 4 Piece 1600 Thread Count Microfiber Sheet & Pillowcase Set Blue ~ Christopher Adams By Egyptian Comfort.

    I actually found this gem while on my way to write a similar review of these crappy sheets! Here's my favorite:

    "This is the first review I've bothered to write on any product, ever. That is how bad these sheets are. I don't think there's a single fiber of cotton anywhere in these, and they are definitely closer to 100 than 1600 thread count. They don't even feel like "microfiber"; just cheap, thin polyester. Absurd. These are the AIDS of bedding. If you have these sheets on your bed when you bring someone home from the club, they will simply bounce off the anti-sex force field these emit. Sleeping on a pile of used maxi-pads and rusty nails would be a more comfortable and rational proposition. I would suggest washing them to get the smell of Chinese manufacturing off them before use, but I don't think they'll hold up in the machine. An hourly-rate motel catering to meth heads and 10 dollar hookers wouldn't be caught dead using these sheets. When I first opened up the package I started speaking in tongues and got the stigmata. I could go on, but I think I've made my point pretty clear."



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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    Amazon.com: Hulk Rules: Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band: Music

    There are some great ones in here. Although they're even funnier if you actually listen to the album and know how truly, truly terrible it is. Not that I recommend that. This is probably the most realistic review. And closest to how I feel about it.

    Ingenius, Thought-Provoking
    Alright, this might be the worst album in the history of music. I mean, it is really, really bad. Yet, as bad as it, I can say honestly that I've probably listened to this album at least 100 times, probably more. Heck, there are times when "I Wanna Be a Hulkamaniac" or "Beach Patrol" pop into my head when I'm sitting at my desk. I've had this cd for 7 or 8 years now, and I still play it on the way to work sometimes. My girlfriend gets super ****** when I toss her U2 cds on the floor of my car, and put this album on. She gets even more ****** when I lip-synch "Hulk's the One" or "Hulkster in Heaven." I know 3 or 4 other people who also bought this album (all at K-Mart, nonetheless), and (like myself) they know every word to every song of this incredibly awful album. This is the ultimate guilty pleasure.



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    Fresh Whole Rabbit: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food

    Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot.


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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    I saw one looking at reviews of the "orgreenic" pans...this woman had reviewed the pan and a couple other kitchen items...

    Amazon.com: Profile For Carol F.: Reviews

    Check out her 2nd review.



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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    Funny, I was at work tonight and made a Three Moon Wolf Shirt mock up out of boredom.



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    Re: Funny amazon reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by xr4ticlone View Post
    I saw one looking at reviews of the "orgreenic" pans...this woman had reviewed the pan and a couple other kitchen items...

    Amazon.com: Profile For Carol F.: Reviews

    Check out her 2nd review.


    I don't do signatures. Blondes, brunettes, and red heads are a different story.

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