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    West Virginia Hazing Thread

    I think, as a new member of an organization, a thorough hazing is in order to make sure WV has earns their stripes. That being said, lets all take this opportunity to lay into WV in order to have a little fun and perhaps build solidarity with them and welcome them into their new home. All jokes, personal experiences and anecdotes welcome! I'll start...

    Q: What do a tornado and a west virginia divorce have in common?

    A: someone always loses a trailor



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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    What's a trailor?


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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    How do you know a tooth brush was created in West Virginia?

    Anywhere else, they would have called it a teeth brush.



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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Did you bring the couches?


    Let my Fred's Posse Ride: Georges, Naz, Hogue, Bryce, Nader, Monte, Matt, and McKay.

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    Great idea. Let's "haze" the guy that could butt-**** all of us six ways from Sunday if he felt threatened.


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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Where am I?


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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cloneswereall View Post
    Great idea. Let's "haze" the guy that could butt-**** all of us six ways from Sunday if he felt threatened.
    You mean the people that were in Wrong Turn 3?


    Let my Fred's Posse Ride: Georges, Naz, Hogue, Bryce, Nader, Monte, Matt, and McKay.

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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone_Grav View Post
    I think, as a new member of an organization, a thorough hazing is in order to make sure WV has earns their stripes. That being said, lets all take this opportunity to lay into WV in order to have a little fun and perhaps build solidarity with them and welcome them into their new home. All jokes, personal experiences and anecdotes welcome! I'll start...

    Q: What do a tornado and a west virginia divorce have in common?

    A: someone always loses a trailor
    Your spelling teacher must have relocated from WV to Des Moines...

    This thread won't go very far as we have heard them all....

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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by wvbeta1610 View Post
    Your spelling teacher must have relocated from WV to Des Moines...

    This thread won't go very far as we have heard them all....

    Montani Semper Liberi
    Based on your avatar, feel free to post here as often as you'd like.


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Deliverance was set in Georgia. People from every other southern state will quickly point that out.



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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by wvbeta1610 View Post
    Your spelling teacher must have relocated from WV to Des Moines...

    This thread won't go very far as we have heard them all....

    Montani Semper Liberi
    Quote Originally Posted by Acylum View Post
    Based on your avatar, feel free to post here as often as you'd like.
    Ditto!


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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    I, for one, take solace in the fact that we can start threads like this with no fear of reprisal from the other schools. Because, as we all know, there is nothing that you can make fun of in Iowa.


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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    I am just happy we might get discounted moonshine now


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    Re: West Virginia Hazing Thread

    Does this mean the Big XII has sunk to admitting directional schools (WEST) Virginia? Could purple hawkeye (UNI) be next?


    No matter what, I could NEVER cheer for Dirt and Urine.

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