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    Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    Iowa City, IA (AP) A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Johnson
    County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over whom
    should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
    his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
    keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity
    be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live
    with her.


    When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
    boy cried and said they also beat him. After considering the remainder
    of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently
    a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of
    allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
    After two recesses to check legal references and confirm with the child
    welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Iowa
    Hawkeyes whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


    WE ARE IOWA STATE

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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    I just got that in my e-mail too!


    Just in case you didn't know... I'm a girl.

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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    That ones old.


    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    Pfft...

    I thought it was going to be some manic depression story about students worried the bar entry age will be upped to 21.



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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    Holy Cow, I fell for that one hook line and sinker...........

    I shoulda known..



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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Architect View Post
    That ones old.
    give this man a cookie.

    all email forwards are old - they never die, lose the haterade and join the fun.

    btw: "haterade" will never get old either !



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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    - after reading that, I didn't know if I read it right - it came from a hawk fan...


    Last edited by clonomaniac; 10-10-2007 at 03:57 PM.
    WE ARE IOWA STATE

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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    an oldie, but a goodie.

    Can't we all just get along?



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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    Quote Originally Posted by redrocker View Post
    an oldie, but a goodie.

    Can't we all just get along?
    No!


    And why not be cremated? Then you CAN F'em all.



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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    The first time I heard that joke it was about Jim Criner (sp?)



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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    Oldie and a goodie! the REALLY sad thing is neither state school can beat anyone right now. UNI is still reppin our state strong in the championship subdivision or I-AA or w/e you want to call it. But I could use some Cyclone victories.

    I don't see iowa or ISU winning on saturday, but that's why they play the games. Let's make the Horns start 0-3 in the big 12 for the first time...like, prolly EVER. GO CYCLONES!!!


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    Re: Sad Story out of Iowa City!

    I was liking that post, just from the title.

    Is anything sweeter than the taste of hawkmisery(tm)? I bet their tears taste like little drops of liquid candy....



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