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    Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    So I was in Kohls and I may have been the only customer in the store. Maybe 1 or 2 others tops. Very quiet and all of a sudden I get the urge to use the restroom. I make my way to the restroom.... which is in the customer service area of the store. There is one woman in the customer service area and she very clearly sees me go in the bathroom. I do my business, tidy up, and leave. Once again the lone woman at the customer service desk sees me. I begin to make my way to the other side of the store (Men's area) when all of a sudden I realize I left the bathroom prematurely. Probably less than one minute after I had left the restroom, I turned around and had to walk by this lone woman again and back into the restroom. As I approached she said to me "Weren't you just here?". I thought about saying I left my cellphone in the restroom but instead smiled and said "unfinished business".

    I rarely get embarrassed, but this was a little awkward.



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    That's funny!...I think well-handled, too. Don't worry, everyone poops, even girls.



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    She probably thought you were in there playing with your self.



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Meh, I dont find this embarrassing at all. I do it daily but I work with 2 other dudes so they are used to it.



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    i pooped in a kohl's bathroom once. It wasn't anything too special, though.



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Do you think you could have left and went to another store and returned promptly?



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by xboxfever View Post
    She probably thought you were in there playing with your self.
    This. She probably took it as a complement.



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by CyCrazy View Post
    Meh, I dont find this embarrassing at all. I do it daily but I work with 2 other dudes so they are used to it.
    What, play with yourself?



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartastic View Post
    That's funny!...I think well-handled, too. Don't worry, everyone poops, even girls.
    THAT IS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT!



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by xboxfever View Post
    She probably thought you were in there playing with your self.
    Isn't that what unfinished business meant?



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartastic View Post
    That's funny!...I think well-handled, too. Don't worry, everyone poops, even girls.
    Only the fat, ugly ones.....



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by MissouriCyclone View Post
    Only the fat, ugly ones.....
    This is what I use to think...in high school, my sister use to tell me, "...oh, get over it, even Britney Spears poops." (which at the time was shocking...a few years and rehab stints later, it made sense). Then I met a girl in college and married her...and it's true...even hotties poop. (at least moderately attractive anyway)



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by longtimeclone View Post
    Do you think you could have left and went to another store and returned promptly?
    Thought about it for a sec, but then it was past the point of being able to leave. Needed a restroom quickly or there were going to be problems.



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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by isuno1fan View Post
    So I was in Kohls and I may have been the only customer in the store. Maybe 1 or 2 others tops. Very quiet and all of a sudden I get the urge to use the restroom. I make my way to the restroom.... which is in the customer service area of the store. There is one woman in the customer service area and she very clearly sees me go in the bathroom. I do my business, tidy up, and leave. Once again the lone woman at the customer service desk sees me. I begin to make my way to the other side of the store (Men's area) when all of a sudden I realize I left the bathroom prematurely. Probably less than one minute after I had left the restroom, I turned around and had to walk by this lone woman again and back into the restroom. As I approached she said to me "Weren't you just here?". I thought about saying I left my cellphone in the restroom but instead smiled and said "unfinished business".

    I rarely get embarrassed, but this was a little awkward.
    Was she hot?


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    Re: Slightly Embarrassing Moment Today

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonedave25 View Post
    Was she hot?
    She was your typical middle aged woman. "Hot" is not how I would describe her.

    What made it awkward was there was absolutely nothing going on in the store. I seriously think I may have been the only customer in there at the time. If there was some activity happening in the area then I probably wouldn't have thought as much about it, but the store was a graveyard...LOL. Makes me chuckle thinking about it actually.



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