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    Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey | Des Moines Register Staff Blogs

    Officer Pirtle stopped the man near Southwest Ninth and Loomis Avenue. As they talked, Pirtle noted the manís mood switched quickly from passive to aggressive. When Pirtle tried to take Phipps into custody, Phipps allegedly swung around and hit the officer in the face with a stuffed monkey.

    Police said Phipps took one pair of sunglasses, two stuffed animals (pink and orange monkeys) and two packs of smokeless tobacco.
    Real winner there good thing he didn't steal a 40oz or the attack may have hurt the officer.



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    Re: Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    Which is why I have been pushing for stronger regulations on stuffed monkeys for years.



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    Re: Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    We need to ban all stuffed animals.



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    Re: Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    I don't know which is funnier, his mug shot on Polk county's jail site or his charges. Dude looks like a real winner.



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    Re: Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    Was he charged with beating his monkey?




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    Re: Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    Perhaps Phipps was a Professor Blastoff fan?



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    Re: Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    They need to make a toy monkey that flings its own toy monkey poop. I'd buy one for myself.



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    Re: Des Moines police officer assaulted with toy monkey

    Assault with a deadly weapon?



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