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    Perfect Coach

    Kind of a cool article on ESPN about the traits that make up the perfect coach in college football, and even mentions Rhoads. Although, I thought CPR could have been fit in some other traits that were mentioned.



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    Re: Perfect Coach

    According to that guy, CPR is the perfect coach because he fit practically all those.


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    Re: Perfect Coach

    Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

    Maybe we should add an entry for him.

    - The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

    - The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

    - The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.


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    Re: Perfect Coach

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

    Maybe we should add an entry for him.

    - The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

    - The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

    - The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.
    - The perfect coach understands that football never changes, and that what worked 10 years ago, works and will continue to work until the end of time.


    Cy has balls of steel.

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    Re: Perfect Coach

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

    Maybe we should add an entry for him.

    - The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

    - The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

    - The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.
    "Has the ability to suck all fun and passion out of a game predicated on, well, fun and passion."



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    Re: Perfect Coach

    the perfect coach today is an unemployed coach tomorrow after a 7 loss season (or in some cases a 3 loss season)


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    Re: Perfect Coach

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

    Maybe we should add an entry for him.

    - The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

    - The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

    - The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.
    made me laugh!



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    Re: Perfect Coach

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

    Maybe we should add an entry for him.

    - The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

    - The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

    - The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.
    For a moment there I thought you had exceeded your annual allotment of Hawkeye defense posts.



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    Re: Perfect Coach

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Captain Kirk suspiciously does not make the list in any capacity.

    Maybe we should add an entry for him.

    - The perfect coach has a wad of gum in his mouth and tap water in his veins, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz.

    - The perfect coach sees timeouts as souvenirs to be given to his wife upon returning from road games. Mary Ferentz boasts the largest collection in the Western Hemisphere.

    - The perfect coach isn't afraid to clean house, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And by "house," I mean dorm room. And by "clean," I mean get rid of the evidence.
    That one reminds me of Danny Mac more than Ferentz. More often that not it seemed like we ended the first half with all 3 timeouts. It was like he had a clause in his contract that if he had enough timeouts saved up over the year he got a bonus.



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