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    Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass people, do you give them the butt or the crotch?



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    Quote Originally Posted by cycopath25 View Post
    When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass people, do you give them the butt or the crotch?
    Neither because I only sit in aisle seats.



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    Definitely butt.



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    It depends. I'll sometime flip half way through and give some the butt and some the crotch.

    (I know, I know...TWSS)



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    I can usually hold it for the whole flick. I guess since it usually costs so much, I feel like if I miss any of the movie I'm getting robbed.

    Unless of course I bring some adult beverages along, in which case I try to sit on the aisle.



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    Because of Fight Club I base my decision off the person's gender.



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneNorth View Post
    Because of Fight Club I base my decision off the person's gender.

    +1



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    Is it porn?



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneNorth View Post
    Because of Fight Club I base my decision off the person's gender.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    +1
    +2



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    crotch, unless I feel a fart coming on, then I crop dust the whole row

    I always sit as close to the middle as possible


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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    I mostly go with the Butt, but sometimes I go for the nut, just so I can make eye contact and really freak them out.



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    I guess it depends on whether I've been busted for exposing myself in this particular theater before.


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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    Reminds me of this: Starting at 5:25 (bad language)
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBIldC37j4Y&feature=related"]Dane Cook - The Movies 1 - YouTube[/ame]


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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    They always get the bulge



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    Re: Movie Aisle exiting strategy

    They always get crotch....why? Because F them...that's why.


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