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    My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    So I'm sitting there in the stall taking care of business and reading CF on my phone. Some jerk comes in, takes a leak and flips the light off on his way out. Thank goodness for my iPhone's flashlight which worked like a charm!

    Hey *** hole, next time you think you're doing the world a favor take one second to look in the mirror for feet under the stall door. AND QUIT DRIVING IN THE LEFT LANE TOO.

    Rant over. Hope it brightened your day.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    You are lucky you werent still in there when someone else walked in. You could have been the creeper in the dark.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    You are lucky you werent still in there when someone else walked in. You could have been the creeper in the dark.


    I lost it. Good job.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    You are lucky you werent still in there when someone else walked in. You could have been the creeper in the dark.
    You don't turn the lights off when you go to the bathroom? I'm so modest I can't even watch myself.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

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    You are lucky you werent still in there when someone else walked in. You could have been the creeper in the dark.
    This would have made the story 100x better.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Why you gotta use a flashlight in the bathroom to get your business handled? hmmm...'little guy'?



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    You are lucky you werent still in there when someone else walked in. You could have been the creeper in the dark.
    I thought about waddling over to the light switch but with my luck that would have been right when the non-english-speaking cleaning lady walked in. Now THAT would have been a good story.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    I thought about waddling over to the light switch but with my luck that would have been right when the non-english-speaking cleaning lady walked in. Now THAT would have been a good story.
    LOL. Even better.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    I thought about waddling over to the light switch but with my luck that would have been right when the non-english-speaking cleaning lady walked in. Now THAT would have been a good story.
    You want me fluff your peeelow



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    So I'm sitting there in the stall taking care of business and reading CF on my phone. Some jerk comes in, takes a leak and flips the light off on his way out. Thank goodness for my iPhone's flashlight which worked like a charm!

    Hey *** hole, next time you think you're doing the world a favor take one second to look in the mirror for feet under the stall door. AND QUIT DRIVING IN THE LEFT LANE TOO.

    Rant over. Hope it brightened your day.
    I used to do this to co-workers all the time....good fun.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by HILLCYD View Post
    I used to do this to co-workers all the time....good fun.
    Are you on the 15th floor? DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    I glanced at the title and thought it said something different.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    You use your phone whole sitting on the pot? Do you wash it too before holding it up to you face....

    -keep



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    Are you on the 15th floor? DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE.
    HEHEHEHE....the best one was when I shut it off on a buddy of mine. He yelled and cussed me out through the door while he startled a nice old lady who was going into the women's restroom.

    I opened the door, turned the light on and peeked in. He was just emerging from the stall with his pants partially down around his thighs because "he hadn't finished the paper work" or so he told me.

    I laughed so hard for so long my stomach hurt.



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    Re: My first practical use of the cell phone flash light

    Quote Originally Posted by keepngoal View Post
    You use your phone whole sitting on the pot? Do you wash it too before holding it up to you face....

    -keep
    EVERYBODY uses their phone on the pot...21st century technology has revolutionized the dump. If there were statistics gathered on this item, I would theorize there would be a steep rise in turd time starting around the time the smartphone came into popularity.



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