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    New Smash Hit Song about the Hawkeyes!

    "How do You Talk to a Hawkeye?"
    (To be sang to the melody of "How do You Talk to an Angel?" by The Heights)


    I hear a scream in my ear
    I know their excuse by heart.
    "The Clones get up for us every year"
    A Hawkeye just ain't smart

    (Chorus)
    Tell me, tell me, the words to define,
    The way to deal with someone this assenine!
    How do you talk to a Hawkeye?
    How do you bring them back to reality?
    How do you talk to a Hawkeye?
    It's like forcing Mike Vick to feel pity.

    At night I dream that the Hawks aren't there,
    but I hear them crying "it's not fair".

    (Chorus)
    Tell me, tell me, the words to define,
    The way to deal with someone this assenine!
    How do you talk to a Hawkeye?
    How do you bring them back to reality?
    How do you talk to a Hawkeye?
    It's like forcing Mike Vick to feel pity.
    How do you talk to a Hawkeye?
    How do you bring them back to reality?
    How do you talk to a Hawkeye?
    It's like forcing Mike Vick to feel pity.
    yeah, yeah.

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    Im just glad I have Homan as my bodyguard, Eustachy joked. If I ever make it real big and get to drive a limo everyday, hell be driving it. I thought he came off the bench like somebody was stealing his cow or something.

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    Re: New Smash Hit Song about the Hawkeyes!

    nicely done, sir.



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    Re: New Smash Hit Song about the Hawkeyes!



    +rep added!



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    Re: New Smash Hit Song about the Hawkeyes!

    Now we ned a song for the Nebraska game. So far we have only lost by 10, but this could get ugly if we Mis-execute.

    Yes, politically correct word of choice now appears to be mis-excecute.

    No blame for lesser talent, players inability to play smart, coaches conservative playcalling and questionableldecisions.

    It is just Mis-Execution. Can we get it off our backs this week? John Skaldany and McC teams did okay on Saturday also. They executed better. And I am not a DRetain Dan supporter. Just an observer that through the first four games,

    we are about the same. Last year we had more Irish luck.

    Someone mentioned that we should wait till Feb recruits. So far, we are being outrecruited by Iowa and they are not looking so brght in the future. It looks like we are going to have to take what talent we get and make it much better. Looks like we can recruit higher level of players in the basketball world at this point with McD.

    Ball State, Kent State, and Toledo are doing pretty good with lesser talent.


    Last edited by Wesley; 09-23-2007 at 11:15 AM.
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    Re: New Smash Hit Song about the Hawkeyes!

    Quote Originally Posted by herbiedoobie View Post


    +rep added!
    Ditto. That is funny! I would like that recorded on CD so I can play it at work for all of my Hawkeye co-workers.


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