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    Gas (flatulence)

    Because it's more fun then talking about fuel.

    What's the proper way to let one slide in public? Try and sneak it out or just push (no regrets)?



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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Cropdusting.



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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    I love a good dy/dx. Good work.

    Dutch oven is the way to go when it comes to gas. Obviously not a public situation.




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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMgagxCvZQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Step Brothers Fart Scene - YouTube[/ame]



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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Elevators are God's gift to SBD farts.



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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Be proud, make it loud.


    When Prepared, Fear No One.

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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Someone killed it in the elevator before I went to get on. I decided to skip that one and use another one so I wouldnt get blamed. It was seriously awful. Whoever did it needed to be hospitalized.



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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    The worst is the kind I have right now...beer farts. I almost kill myself.



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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUAlum2002 View Post
    Cropdusting.
    With a twist... I continually change vectors so the source of the emission is harder to trace. While I am proud of my prowess, i remain a humble man and don't seek credit.



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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUAgronomist View Post
    I love a good dy/dx. Good work.

    Not familiar with these abbr. What do they stand for?


    Quote Originally Posted by cyowan View Post

    Rulzzz 3:16 says I just liked your post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyclonesRulzzz View Post
    Not familiar with these abbr. What do they stand for?
    Derivative




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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonedave25 View Post
    Be proud, make it loud.
    Exactly.

    Plus a man feels physically better when he doesn't try to hide it.




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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Quote Originally Posted by ZJohnson View Post
    The worst is the kind I have right now...beer farts. I almost kill myself.
    No, those I can deal with. It's the ones that result from stomach bugs or food poisoning that are the worst. Those are painful all the way through your system until hours after you've finally rid yourself of that gas.


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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    Quote Originally Posted by ZJohnson View Post
    The worst is the kind I have right now...beer farts. I almost kill myself.
    Copious amounts of beer (Old Milwaukee for best results)
    + mountain of greasy onion rings
    Eye-watering and paint-peeling noxious fumes


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    Re: Gas (flatulence)

    My wife lives with a 15 month old son, a 70 lb dog, and me. She hates life at times. She's getting good at identifying the culprit without auditory clues.



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