cyclone vs Iowa humor--funny
One foggy night an Iowa fan was heading south and an ISU fan was driving north.
While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Cyclone fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".
Likewise, the Hawkeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Hawkeye fan walks over to the Cyclone fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Cyclone fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Cyclone fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Hawkeye fan, "I think this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Hawkeye fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Hawkeye fan hands the bottle back to the Cyclone fan
and says, "Your turn".
The Cyclone fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
Re: cyclone vs Iowa humor--funny
Very nice. That's a classic.