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    DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    Must be a slow news day, as this made the St. Paul Pioneer Press news:

    Des Moines woman reports being hit by bratwurst - TwinCities.com

    Are charges caused by food items called "Assault and Pepper"? *rimshot* *groan*


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    Re: DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    What a waste of a good brat.


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    Re: DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    I love the first line. "Authorities say a Des Moines woman has been assaulted with a bratwurst at her home." Leave your sick and twisted personal business to yourself.


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    Re: DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    Is Anthony Weiner in Des Moines?



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    Re: DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    How does a cop write a report on this with a straight face? Is assault with a brat a felony or just a serious misdemeanor?


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    Re: DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    Doesnt this belong in the "What Makes Iowa, Iowa" thread?



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    Re: DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    I have to admit this story isn't what I thought it was going to be upon opening this thread...


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    Re: DM woman assaulted with a bratwurst

    Lady: Is that a bratwurst in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

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    Lady: I'll be damned, it was actually a bratwurst.



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