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    Walmart people. You know the type.

    I'm really bored waiting for football season to start. Anyone got any good People of Walmart-type stories? I have one, but it didn't happen in Walmart.

    I was out of town this weekend and during a break from my activities I went to O'Reilly auto parts in a medium-sized Iowa town which shall remain nameless to protect the innocent.

    This 400-pound woman bursts in and yells,"Y'ALL GOT A SH--ER IN HERE?"

    "Yeah, but someone's using it."

    "HOLY F--- I GOTTA SH--."

    True story.



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    I'd be willing to bet that this same woman uses a motorized cart in Wal-Mart.



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Come on, u can tell us. Was it Ottumwa or Oskaloosa?



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Quote Originally Posted by hiltonisheaven View Post
    Come on, u can tell us. Was it Ottumwa or Oskaloosa?
    OK, you broke me down. It was Indianola.



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    I have been seeing an unusually high number of attractive females (no pics) in the Ames Walmart over the last 6 months. I keep thinking it must be some kind of covert, sting operation.


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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    I was taking a defective wireless router back once. I didn't have the receipt but Walmart allows you to exchange stuff like that even without a receipt. I went inside the main door to find the person who puts a sticker on it and they werent there. So I was looking around for the person and finally they came back from outside. I asked for a sticker and he said, "you trying to steal that?" I thought he was joking at first but he had a very mean serious face. I explained that I had just bought it a few days before and it already stopped working. He called in security, I was so embarrassed. I explained that I came from outside, not within the store. I said check the security camera, he wouldn't budge. I then asked to talk with a manager and I then explained the story to him. I told him to check the secruity camera to see I came from outside. He left for a few minutes, came back and apologized to me and gave me a $10 gift card for the inconvenience. The worker who stopped me was so mad because he thought for sure I had grabbed the router from the shelf and was just trying to take it back without a receipt.


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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    I'm really bored waiting for football season to start. Anyone got any good People of Walmart-type stories? I have one, but it didn't happen in Walmart.

    I was out of town this weekend and during a break from my activities I went to O'Reilly auto parts in a medium-sized Iowa town which shall remain nameless to protect the innocent.

    This 400-pound woman bursts in and yells,"Y'ALL GOT A SH--ER IN HERE?"

    "Yeah, but someone's using it."

    "HOLY F--- I GOTTA SH--."

    True story.
    Let me guess, she had a shirt with a tiger hawk on it.



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.


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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    I was at a Wal mart in Arizona and they had to call a person that spoke English to come up and talk to me about a product. They did not have one person in the whole department that could speak English.


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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    I was in WalMart late one evening (like, 11pm late) on a monday or tuesday. Basically no one in the store but me and these two fellows in front of me in line. Not exactly the most up-standing of gentleman if I had to guess, they were obviously not well-off, at least. Probably, early-mid 20s. They were there for two things: baby diapers and beer. A 6 pack of some bottles of some sort, and a large-ish package of diapers. Cashier rings it up, and turns out these guys are like, $1.50 short. And they stood there...and in their minds I could see the debate. And in my head, I'm saying, "Pick the diapers. Pick the diapers. Pick the diapers. Pick the diapers."

    Lucky for me (and the $1.50 I was going to give them otherwise) they picked the diapers, and even offered to run the beer back to the back of the store. The relieved 50-ish female cashier politely offered to let them leave it at the counter, and they left. She and I shared a mutual smile of satisfaction as she rang up my few things without speaking any words, and I was on my way.



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    OK, you broke me down. It was Indianola.
    DOH



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    I was at a Wal mart in Arizona and they had to call a person that spoke English to come up and talk to me about a product. They did not have one person in the whole department that could speak English.
    Yeah,Mom lives in El Paso....


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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Rux you start the dumbest threads.



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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Quote Originally Posted by CyCrazy View Post
    Rux you start the dumbest threads.
    It is true but sadly most of the threads that I read are his.


    Hooray for Metaphors!

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    Re: Walmart people. You know the type.

    Quote Originally Posted by CyCrazy View Post
    Rux you start the dumbest threads.
    It's not a Big 12 realignment thread, so count your blessings...


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