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    Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Some women are crazy!
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/07/13/wife-cuts-off-husband-s-*****.html

    replace *'s with p e n i s, minus the spaces of course.


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    *Rest in peace corn dog chick

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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    The link doesn't work, most likely being filtered.
    You must not be old enough to remember the saga of Lorena & John Wayne Bobbit.


    They say country music speaks to the heart. Unfortunately, it has to go through your ears to get there.

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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8 View Post
    The link doesn't work, most likely being filtered.
    You must not be old enough to remember the saga of Lorena & John Wayne Bobbit.
    This chick took it even further. She put it in the garbage disposal.
    On a tangent, "aggravated mayhem" is probably the best charge that one can be given.



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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Two things you should never put down a disposal. Bacon grease and dick.



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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Here is a link that should work: Guess Not


    Guess we have ******* blocked too... Just fill in the stars on the original link w/ p - e - n (you get the idea)



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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Some of the comments are hilarious. At least they took away some of the pain



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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Man's new theme song:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzT8AoOau1Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player]YouTube - ‪Stone Temple Pilots - Creep‬‏[/ame]


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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Two things you should never put down a disposal. Bacon grease and dick.


    Experience? lol.



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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    This chick took it even further. She put it in the garbage disposal.
    On a tangent, "aggravated mayhem" is probably the best charge that one can be given.
    I guess that is more extreme compared to driving off and throwing it out the car window.


    They say country music speaks to the heart. Unfortunately, it has to go through your ears to get there.

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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8 View Post
    The link doesn't work, most likely being filtered.
    You must not be old enough to remember the saga of Lorena & John Wayne Bobbit.

    Im 32, I remember it.


    *Rest in peace corn dog chick

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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8 View Post
    The link doesn't work, most likely being filtered.
    You must not be old enough to remember the saga of Lorena & John Wayne Bobbit.
    I remember it happening, but that is mostly due to Wierd Al's song "Headlines."

    I think it would have been worse if she would have feed it to the dog, if they have one.



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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by longtimeclone View Post
    I remember it happening, but that is mostly due to Wierd Al's song "Headlines."

    I think it would have been worse if she would have feed it to the dog, if they have one.
    Somebody will eventually. This act seems to be happening more and more. Guys, find yourself a sane woman and treat her well.



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    Re: Guess he is half the man he used to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Somebody will eventually. This act seems to be happening more and more. Guys, find yourself a sane woman and treat her well.
    This would be a huge blow to man's best friend when it does happen.

    Also maybe the courts should make an example of her, because we can't have women going around thinking they can literally take a man's manhood away. They already do this figuratively.



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