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    Best excuse ever

    Man accused of sexually assaulting unconscious woman on KC sidewalk - KansasCity.com

    A man finds a woman passed out an a sidewalk, and proceeds to sexually assault her in broad daylight. When he gets busted, he pulls out the best excuse:

    "I thought that lady was dead."



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    Re: Best excuse ever

    That's unreal. Highly disturbing.


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    Re: Best excuse ever

    Nothing surprises me anymore.



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    Re: Best excuse ever

    "I thought that lady was dead."[/QUOTE]

    "OOOHHH... Well in that case, you're free to go."


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    Re: Best excuse ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Ficklone02 View Post
    Nothing surprises me anymore.
    A very sad yet very true statement. There are a lot of screwed up people out there.



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    Re: Best excuse ever

    Happens to the best of us.


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    Re: Best excuse ever

    Quote Originally Posted by MeanDean View Post
    "I thought that lady was dead."
    "OOOHHH... Well in that case, you're free to go." [/QUOTE]

    Carry on then. Your free to do that to any warm body you find on the sidewalk, as long as their deceased.



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    Re: Best excuse ever

    Quote Originally Posted by CloneIce View Post
    "OOOHHH... Well in that case, you're free to go."
    Carry on then. Your free to do that to any warm body you find on the sidewalk, as long as YOU THINK they're deceased.[/QUOTE]

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