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    Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backseat

    This man is some kind of superhero:

    Among the latest allegations in the lawsuit pending in Fairfax County Circuit Court:

    Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.”

    Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.”

    Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.”

    Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.”

    On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph - The State of NoVa - The Washington Post


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    I have a new hero.



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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    Wow haha



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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    Wow (space filler)



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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    Was he also found with this on his chest?




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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    It's the backseat part that gets me. I can see doing three out of four of those things reasonably well. But doing them all in the backseat? Either he drives a Mini Cooper or he's Mr. Fantastic.


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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    Quote Originally Posted by sdillon500 View Post
    It's the backseat part that gets me. I can see doing three out of four of those things reasonably well. But doing them all in the backseat? Either he drives a Mini Cooper or he's Mr. Fantastic.

    He must have a really long... leg... you know to reach the accelerator pedal and stuff.



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    Quote Originally Posted by GrindingAway View Post
    He must have a really long... leg... you know to reach the accelerator pedal and stuff.




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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    .... a bale of marijuana would have completed the superfecta ...



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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    cruise control to maintain speed?


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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    If the guy was partially in the back seat it would mean he didn't have a seat belt on and if he was going 85 mph at the time of the crash, he probably be dead. Along with the girl and the other guy too. Police put **** in police reports all the time. Maybe they knew it was this guy's 21st birthday and decided to **** with him. Bet the guy's buddes had a hell of a laugh when it hit the papers ... "Guy gets in crash while having sex !!!" Maybe the guy was a virgin and they were just messing with him. Lots of reasons, but did it happen the way it was written up? Nope, probably not.



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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    Quote Originally Posted by Rickybaby View Post
    If the guy was partially in the back seat it would mean he didn't have a seat belt on and if he was going 85 mph at the time of the crash, he probably be dead. Along with the girl and the other guy too. Police put **** in police reports all the time. Maybe they knew it was this guy's 21st birthday and decided to **** with him. Bet the guy's buddes had a hell of a laugh when it hit the papers ... "Guy gets in crash while having sex !!!" Maybe the guy was a virgin and they were just messing with him. Lots of reasons, but did it happen the way it was written up? Nope, probably not.

    storykiller ...



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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    Quote Originally Posted by Rickybaby View Post
    If the guy was partially in the back seat it would mean he didn't have a seat belt on and if he was going 85 mph at the time of the crash, he probably be dead. Along with the girl and the other guy too. Police put **** in police reports all the time. Maybe they knew it was this guy's 21st birthday and decided to **** with him. Bet the guy's buddes had a hell of a laugh when it hit the papers ... "Guy gets in crash while having sex !!!" Maybe the guy was a virgin and they were just messing with him. Lots of reasons, but did it happen the way it was written up? Nope, probably not.
    Maybe he was saved by the girls airbags.

    Plus if you think the police just made some stuff to make the report sound good and then didn't correct it before it went to trial I think you are crazy.



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    Re: Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backse

    ya Get Some!!!



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    Multitasking at its finest.


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