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    Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    YouTube - ‪Solution to the Global Food Crisis - Let them eat TURD BURGERS!?‬‏

    I'll have a McTurd with a side of vomit fries and a medium urine, please.


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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    Ok, maybe after the apocalypse. Not yet will I eat turd burgers.


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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    Maybe it's just me, but I am just as disturbed by that scientist's choice of pointing tool as I am by the prospect of a Poo Burger.


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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    Quote Originally Posted by Jambalaya View Post
    Is this similiar to a **** sandwich?
    Was thinking the same way, but then I got to thinking...if you cooked it without putting into patties, would that be a loose **** sandwich?



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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    We already have meat made of excrement in this country. It's called Spam.

    I've seen Spam before it goes into the can. It is the same color and consistency as baby poo.



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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    Quote Originally Posted by 00clone View Post
    Was thinking the same way, but then I got to thinking...if you cooked it without putting into patties, would that be a loose **** sandwich?

    You've got to be careful, though. You can't just add uncooked **** into the same vat that you're serving the cooked **** out of. A restaurant in Marshalltown got in trouble for doing just that.


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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    Ahh poop jokes...Since kindergarten, they never get old.



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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    The only good thing that came out of watching the OP's video was that THIS came up on youtube as a suggested video: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk]YouTube - ‪Shakira Featuring Danzig "Hips Don't Lie"‬‏[/ame]



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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    I'd try it...



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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Maybe it's just me, but I am just as disturbed by that scientist's choice of pointing tool as I am by the prospect of a Poo Burger.

    I wonder how many times he's held that out to his coworkers and asked them to pull it.



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    Re: Scientist invents Turd Burgers

    Quote Originally Posted by isucyfan View Post
    YouTube - ‪Solution to the Global Food Crisis - Let them eat TURD BURGERS!?‬‏

    I'll have a McTurd with a side of vomit fries and a medium urine, please.
    Would you like your McTurd with or without corn?


    Quote Originally Posted by Jambalaya View Post
    Is this similiar to a **** sandwich?
    I've often wanted to ask certain individuals with rank breath if they had one of those for lunch.


    Last edited by LindenCy; 06-17-2011 at 05:02 PM.

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