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    Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    This guy could use some help...

    Bedeviled by a painful wart that no cream, ointment or doctor could cure, Sean Murphy reportedly decided to try a radical and permanent at-home procedure. His surgical tool: a 12-bore Beretta shotgun.

    In a move that seems fitting of the Wild West, rather than modern England, the security guard fortified himself with a healthy dose of the local anaesthetic in lager form, naturally stretched out his left hand, aimed, and pulled the trigger.

    Unfortunately for Murphy, the blast had collateral damage. According to The Telegraph, it blew off nearly the entire middle finger on his left hand, and left the 38-year-old facing possible prison time for illegal possession of a firearm.
    Man uses shotgun to blast off painful wart - World news - Weird news - msnbc.com




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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    ah, the perils of state run healthcare.



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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    I read the title of this thread, thinking that you were asking this question. I clicked on it with the intentions to reply with the answer, "A shotgun should do the trick."

    Unfortunately it seems I was beaten to the punch.



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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    I don't know how to embed a picture, but a double face palm is needed here..



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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    Quote Originally Posted by M6WS6 View Post
    I don't know how to embed a picture, but a double face palm is needed here..


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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    Quote Originally Posted by Erik4Cy View Post
    Perfect... Thank you!



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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    Quote Originally Posted by M6WS6 View Post
    I don't know how to embed a picture, but a double face palm is needed here..
    A facepalm for your post. Double facepalm for the guy blowing a wart of his finger with a shotgun.






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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    Quote Originally Posted by edr247 View Post
    A facepalm for your post. Double facepalm for the guy blowing a wart of his finger with a shotgun.
    Well played...




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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    The problem is clearly with British gun laws that limited this man's access to firearms. Smaller calibers are much better suited to wart removal.


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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    I was going to answer with something like chew it off...but using a shotgun seems like a much better idea.



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    Re: Anyone know the best way to remove a wart from your finger?

    I'm glad the wart was only on his finger.



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