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    A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "Handy-Woman" and started canvassing a nearby Well-To-Do Neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," hesaid, "How much will you charge?"

    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those Dumb Blonde Jokes we've been getting in our e-mail lately."

    After a while, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

    "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

    "Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."



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    Re: A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    While funny, shouldn't it be "It's a Lexus, not a Porch."



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    Re: A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    I forgot to add: [sic].


    P.J. Farmer rocks!

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    Re: A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    A blind man unknowingly walks into a lesbian bar and sits at the bar and orders a drink.

    "Hey, bartender" says the blind man, "want to hear a blond joke?"

    The blind man is then interrupted by the lady sitting next to him.

    "Sir, the bartender has a black belt in karate and is blond" She explains. "Also, the lady sitting on the other side of you is a professional wrestler, and also blond."

    She continues "Furthermore, the two ladies sitting at the table behind us are cops...also blond."

    "Lastly, I am a fully trained security guard and I'm blond as well. Are you sure you want to tell this blond joke?"

    The blind man looks hesitant then decides "Well, not if I have to explain it 5 times!"




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    Re: A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by RING4CY View Post
    A blind man unknowingly walks into a lesbian bar and sits at the bar and orders a drink.

    "Hey, bartender" says the blind man, "want to hear a blond joke?"

    The blind man is then interrupted by the lady sitting next to him.

    "Sir, the bartender has a black belt in karate and is blond" She explains. "Also, the lady sitting on the other side of you is a professional wrestler, and also blond."

    She continues "Furthermore, the two ladies sitting at the table behind us are cops...also blond."

    "Lastly, I am a fully trained security guard and I'm blond as well. Are you sure you want to tell this blond joke?"

    The blind man looks hesitant then decides "Well, not if I have to explain it 5 times!"
    I love this joke!
    ...except I 1st heard it as a Cyclone fan walked into a Hawkeye bar.



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    Re: A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    My favorite....



    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYkiN4-gl8]YouTube - ‪America Still Appreciates A Good Dumb Blond Joke‬‏[/ame]



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    Re: A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    This reminds me of one of my favorite blonde jokes...

    A married couple are having financial difficulties during the recession, and the wife has recently lost her job. They are having trouble making ends meet, so the husband reluctantly tells his wife he's going to need her to go out on the street to earn some extra cash. The wife reluctantly agrees since they need the money, and she is an attractive blonde so she should make quite a bit of money.

    The husband drops her off down on the corner one night, and tells her he'll pick her up the next morning.

    The next morning comes and he picks her up as promised. He asks her how much money she made and she says "I made 700 dollars and 25 cents." The husband says "Wow, that's great! But who paid you a quarter?" The wife says "Well, everyone did..."



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    Re: A good "dumb blonde" joke.

    Blondes at the L.A. County Fair

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p5wE31aK_M"]YouTube - ‪Blondes LA County Fair Commercial‬‏[/ame]



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