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    Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Can't believe this was going on under our noses all this time. I had no idea this kind of nefarious activity could occur in small town Iowa. Scary.

    Hardcore Gambling Ring taken down


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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    "There's no meth heads or makers around here, you just gotta mess with the mouse racers," said Scott.
    That's beautiful. Mouse racers have been persecuted for hundreds of years, it's sad really.



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Illegal mouse racing..... Awesome!



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Well shut my mouth, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    "They aren't gambling. If you win you win, if you lose you lose."

    LOL



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    You must pay the King his share!



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Why would anyone race mice?

    I strictly race voles which are much faster as their relatively shorter tail causes less wind resistance as compared to mice.


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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Can't believe this was going on under our noses all this time. I had no idea this kind of nefarious activity could occur in small town Iowa. Scary.

    Hardcore Gambling Ring taken down


    So how many of the drunken losers huddled around a freaking mouse racing track in a crap hole bar in backwards *** southeast Iowa were Hawkeye fans?

    I'll go with: ALL OF THEM.



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by Incyte View Post
    Why would anyone race mice?

    I strictly race voles which are much faster as their relatively shorter tail causes less wind resistance as compared to mice.

    wind resistance -schmind schmeschmistance.


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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Can't believe this was going on under our noses all this time. I had no idea this kind of nefarious activity could occur in small town Iowa. Scary.

    Hardcore Gambling Ring taken down

    what the? strangest thing ever... how can mice racing be illegal?



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by Tedcyclone View Post
    what the? strangest thing ever... how can mice racing be illegal?

    The gambling part of it. Gambling is only legal in Iowa if the government gets a cut of it.



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    I found the "Faces of Meth" link more interesting.



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    well i mean.... it could have been this:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-EtOt1iMqE]YouTube - ‪Family Guy Gladiator Mice‬‏[/ame]



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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    I'm very glad to see that tax dollars are being used to shut down mouse racing. Can't think of a better use for our law enforcement personnel.

    A law's a law. I hope these filthy mouse racers get hung and Governor Branstad personally takes a **** on their corpses. Anything less would be a miscarriage of justice.


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    Re: Illegal gambling operation busted in SE Iowa

    Nobody gets beyond the pool table if drinking a beer, so if a mouse can jump out of there (race track) go run and drop a turd in his beer he's doing something
    Boom. No turds, no problems!



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