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    what would have been a good rapture joke

    a group of friends and i were chatting rapture last night and one dude came up with what would have been a great idea to prank people.

    if you live in a small community (like i do at the appalachian center for craft), get everyone there to leave for a day or two and just leave one full outfit of clothing on the sidewalk, or in your home, or in your office as if you had been taken but your clothes were left behind. then tip off the local media to investigate.

    a ghost community of people taken by the rapture. as people are love to jump on bandwagons and believe anything they are told i have no doubt this would create a media/social frenzy.

    oh what could have been



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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    I read on Facebook that a friend was mentioning leaving dry ice in shoes.



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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    Get a bunch of inflatable sex dolls, dress them in clothes and fill them with helium. At 6:00 PM tonight, release them in the middle of an urban center. Boom, it's rapture time.


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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    I wish I would have made a bet that we're all still here after the "rapture" with one of those people. What would they have to lose, they're getting taken to heaven anyway?


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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    Quote Originally Posted by sdillon500 View Post
    Get a bunch of inflatable sex dolls, dress them in clothes and fill them with helium. At 6:00 PM tonight, release them in the middle of an urban center. Boom, it's rapture time.
    I actually was all prepared to do this, but after unpacking and inflating the dolls. I...well I got distracted.



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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    Don't worry if you can't come up with a good rapture joke, it's not the end of the world...


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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    I was pretty sure the rapture was a pretty big joke in itself...



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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    One of my co-workers set up all of the computer in his house to play the rick-rolled song at 6pm tonight..... should be fun to hear how that worked out for him on monday lol



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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    Quote Originally Posted by GrindingAway View Post
    I actually was all prepared to do this, but after unpacking and inflating the dolls. I...well I got distracted.
    Anybody interested in buying some of these barely used dolls?



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    Re: what would have been a good rapture joke

    Quote Originally Posted by GrindingAway View Post
    Anybody interested in buying some of these barely used dolls?

    PM Balken, I know he will take these off your hands.



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